MatureDJ
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"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
article: My husband has a small penϊs. Help!
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"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
disgustipated
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No do tell him. Perfect out for him.
Sheesh babe!! I was thinking the same thing except for me I miss the tightness I had with other gfs. What do you propose we do!!!??? Omgz!
Promptly cut out oral, agree and amplify using same reasons she uses for not enjoying sex. Don't iniate. See if he can set it straight.
Sheesh babe!! I was thinking the same thing except for me I miss the tightness I had with other gfs. What do you propose we do!!!??? Omgz!
Promptly cut out oral, agree and amplify using same reasons she uses for not enjoying sex. Don't iniate. See if he can set it straight.
HeadLightsOn
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The small penis theory is femmo krap. Start throwing around the "my ex had a huge Vag" and see what reactions you get. Did this in front of some femnazis a while ago and the look of horror on their faces was priceless.
glass half full
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A friend of mine had this happen a while back. After work that night, he went to the bar with some of his coworkers. This one chick, a solid 8.5, got all drunk and horny for him. He lived with his folks, she lived with her BF, so they did it out in her car. Let's just say as he was telling us about it a couple of days later, he referred to her as "five-gallon", cause he said she was like "doing" a five-gallon bucket, she was so loose. Needless to say, we erupted in laughter.
Who Dares Win
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There was a girl who was loose and wet at the same time, it seemed to be to wash my c0ck in a glass of water but I didnt tell her anything.
Also loose pvssies are a conseguence of crappy behaviour from a woman like riding the c0ck carousel with a cowboy hat, while a guy simply cant do sh1t about his d1ck size.
Also loose pvssies are a conseguence of crappy behaviour from a woman like riding the c0ck carousel with a cowboy hat, while a guy simply cant do sh1t about his d1ck size.
"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."
Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.
Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?
You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.
Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.
disgustipated
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Plus she married him fully aware of his penis size. What a ccunt. In the safe confines of marriage with the state backing her, she's free to assault her husbands ego. The could be father of her children and provider of her lifestyle. I bet she didn't dare entertain complaining when they were just dating. Great example of why not to get married.
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I agree, what a cvnt. She knew his size before she married him. Classic female 180 when something isnt pleasing her anymore.
That'd be like a guy b!tching about his wife's loose vagina when he knew she had 8-lb twins before he married her.
That'd be like a guy b!tching about his wife's loose vagina when he knew she had 8-lb twins before he married her.
glass half full
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Sounds like she's been talking to her femcvnt friends, or been fvcking around on him.
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She knew his size, but her clock was ticking and his paycheck size was ok, so she brushed aside the size of his tool. Now, after listening to hours of hor-ing stories from her gfs, she's envious of their size bragging hookup stories.Colossus said:
glass half full
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^^ yep.
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
DaddyLongShanks
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Guys.
The womensphere puts all the burden on the male...
In males we have:
tiny-small-average-large-huge - penis sizes
In females they have:
tiny-small-average-large-huge - vagina sizes
I'm even told that there are certain women with "huge" vagina's that male porn stars complain about not getting enough friction on... The biggest c0cks on the planet complaining, so of course an average man will be like a finger in a average vagina in a huge vagina.
A huge vagina is nothing to brag about.
The womensphere puts all the burden on the male...
In males we have:
tiny-small-average-large-huge - penis sizes
In females they have:
tiny-small-average-large-huge - vagina sizes
I'm even told that there are certain women with "huge" vagina's that male porn stars complain about not getting enough friction on... The biggest c0cks on the planet complaining, so of course an average man will be like a finger in a average vagina in a huge vagina.
A huge vagina is nothing to brag about.