MatureDJ
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Why "Whatever You Want" Keeps You Single
She says the movie looks dumb; you suddenly agree. She tests you with a little attitude; you apologize for nothing.
You think you're being easy to get along with. She reads something else entirely: a man with no edges. Nothing to hold on to. No friction, no tension, no reason to wonder what he really thinks.
The "22 Rules" taught me to push back — playfully, calmly, without needing her approval. Strange things happened after that.
article: My husband has a small penϊs. Help!
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"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
disgustipated
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No do tell him. Perfect out for him.
Sheesh babe!! I was thinking the same thing except for me I miss the tightness I had with other gfs. What do you propose we do!!!??? Omgz!
Promptly cut out oral, agree and amplify using same reasons she uses for not enjoying sex. Don't iniate. See if he can set it straight.
Sheesh babe!! I was thinking the same thing except for me I miss the tightness I had with other gfs. What do you propose we do!!!??? Omgz!
Promptly cut out oral, agree and amplify using same reasons she uses for not enjoying sex. Don't iniate. See if he can set it straight.
HeadLightsOn
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The small penis theory is femmo krap. Start throwing around the "my ex had a huge Vag" and see what reactions you get. Did this in front of some femnazis a while ago and the look of horror on their faces was priceless.
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A friend of mine had this happen a while back. After work that night, he went to the bar with some of his coworkers. This one chick, a solid 8.5, got all drunk and horny for him. He lived with his folks, she lived with her BF, so they did it out in her car. Let's just say as he was telling us about it a couple of days later, he referred to her as "five-gallon", cause he said she was like "doing" a five-gallon bucket, she was so loose. Needless to say, we erupted in laughter.
Who Dares Win
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There was a girl who was loose and wet at the same time, it seemed to be to wash my c0ck in a glass of water but I didnt tell her anything.
Also loose pvssies are a conseguence of crappy behaviour from a woman like riding the c0ck carousel with a cowboy hat, while a guy simply cant do sh1t about his d1ck size.
Also loose pvssies are a conseguence of crappy behaviour from a woman like riding the c0ck carousel with a cowboy hat, while a guy simply cant do sh1t about his d1ck size.
“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”
Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.
Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers. Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.
I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.
disgustipated
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Plus she married him fully aware of his penis size. What a ccunt. In the safe confines of marriage with the state backing her, she's free to assault her husbands ego. The could be father of her children and provider of her lifestyle. I bet she didn't dare entertain complaining when they were just dating. Great example of why not to get married.
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I agree, what a cvnt. She knew his size before she married him. Classic female 180 when something isnt pleasing her anymore.
That'd be like a guy b!tching about his wife's loose vagina when he knew she had 8-lb twins before he married her.
That'd be like a guy b!tching about his wife's loose vagina when he knew she had 8-lb twins before he married her.
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Sounds like she's been talking to her femcvnt friends, or been fvcking around on him.
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She knew his size, but her clock was ticking and his paycheck size was ok, so she brushed aside the size of his tool. Now, after listening to hours of hor-ing stories from her gfs, she's envious of their size bragging hookup stories.Colossus said:
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^^ yep.
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
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Guys.
The womensphere puts all the burden on the male...
In males we have:
tiny-small-average-large-huge - penis sizes
In females they have:
tiny-small-average-large-huge - vagina sizes
I'm even told that there are certain women with "huge" vagina's that male porn stars complain about not getting enough friction on... The biggest c0cks on the planet complaining, so of course an average man will be like a finger in a average vagina in a huge vagina.
A huge vagina is nothing to brag about.
The womensphere puts all the burden on the male...
In males we have:
tiny-small-average-large-huge - penis sizes
In females they have:
tiny-small-average-large-huge - vagina sizes
I'm even told that there are certain women with "huge" vagina's that male porn stars complain about not getting enough friction on... The biggest c0cks on the planet complaining, so of course an average man will be like a finger in a average vagina in a huge vagina.
A huge vagina is nothing to brag about.