"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Arrested! Lesson learned.

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Friday, last day of school!

10:00 AM, let's all get drunk!
1:00 PM, let's eat at the shopping mall!
1:30 PM, let's burn down the shopping mall's bathroom!
2:00 PM, let's ride around town in a cop car!
3:00 PM, let's fight with the cops at the police station!
3:30 PM, let's all tell a different story and get screwed!
6:00 PM, let's sit there and wait.
1:00 AM, let's go home and get *****ed at by parents.

Okay, lesson learned. Don't light things on fire. I had to hide TWO lighters in my ass and it's not comfy.
 

“The 22 Psychological Triggers That Make Women Chase You… Starting Tonight”

Forget the cash, the cars, and the chiseled jawlines. Female desire operates on a completely different frequency. Primal. Subconscious. Triggers that bypass her logic and hit her on a gut level. Most guys are totally blind to them.

I know because I was one of them. The overthinking. The paralysis. The silent drive home kicking yourself for freezing up. Watching average guys walk away with the girl while you stood there stuck in your own head.

Then I decoded the psychology behind what actually makes women tick. 22 hard rules.  Subtle behavioral shifts that rewired my entire reality. The anxiety evaporated. Women started leaning in. Investing. Chasing.

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Originally posted by Nex
I had to hide TWO lighters in my ass and it's not comfy.
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wow dude thats kinda disturbing
 
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What lesson did you learn? Not to burn shyt down?? Dam...you just saved my life...:rolleyes:
 
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Re: Re: Arrested! Lesson learned.

Originally posted by Vincent
wow dude thats kinda disturbing
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lolol
 
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LMAO! :D

Good times...
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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what dumb ass. You dont burn **** in a place where security people work, burn a hotel room down at least but burning **** in a mall bathroom is just dumb.

Glad you learned your lesson though.
 
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Originally posted by Nex
I had to hide TWO lighters in my ass and it's not comfy.
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wow dude thats kinda disturbing
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but not as disturbing as what happened in jail that allowed his @sshole to hold lighters... ewwwwwww
 
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Why would you get drunk at 10 in the ****ing morning?
 
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Hey when your bored at 10 o'clock and a bottle isn't very far, the decision doesn't take long.

Ps: Clovis, NM?
 
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Originally posted by Vincent
Hey when your bored at 10 o'clock and a bottle isn't very far, the decision doesn't take long.

Ps: Clovis, NM?
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Yea Clovis, i dont live there yet but im moving in a couple weeks
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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hahaha sorry, i mean.... CLOVIS GREAT!!
 
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Na i live in the 'burque. It sucks too, but clovis is terrible. I feel bad for you.

Lol your posts match your age.
 
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lol.... You forgot to pee on the cop...

What fines did you get...

Arson?
UnderAgeDrinkning?
ObstructionOfJustice?

Did they lawfully detain you or arrest...

If I had two lighters up my arse. and Was alone in a detainment cell I'd light the place on fire. Better yet... If I was drunk enough light myself on fire... Then hide the thing up my ass again.... Be like....

"I'm self Combustin...AHHHHH....'

Soon as they let me out. Grab his gun an make a run for it... Maybe shoot a cop or two in the process..... Shoot the guys who were with me.... Get some Amonia. and spray it on all my blood.... Then ****ing burn down the cop station.... Go right next door to the fire station.... Start ****ing with them... Be out of bullets by then,,, so I'd ****ing use the lighter and pepper spray from the cop belt... then take out my listerine strips and put them in there eyes... Propabably take the firehose and shove it up there ass and turn it on full blow.... Blow them up from the inside....Then I'd go over to the white house.... Take it over. Steal the football and dominate the world..... **** the cows....

Of course only If I hade bout two bottles of vodka... pure.... mAybe some redbull....A screwdriver or two....

Dude I hate beer....

Another pointless post of mine....

Capi
 

“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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tinha q se brasileiro ahahuaa
 
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Originally posted by Capi Crimini
Dude I hate beer....

WHAT?! WHY!

Another pointless post of mine....
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Yet it sure was interesting :D
 
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Hell give me an everclear while your at it.
 
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lol, i though you got arrested for trying the fake id shyt, damn i got worried for a second:eek:
 
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Originally posted by Kanatom
tinha q se brasileiro ahahuaa
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soh brasileiro pra faze essas merda, toma um BOzin basico q some quando eu tive 18, nem da nda hUEahue :D

por isso q o brasil eh a zona q eh ---- bota fogo na cidade e toma nda mais q um sermaozin :D

Kanatom, se tem msn?
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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