Arrested! Lesson learned.

[Nex]

Friday, last day of school!

10:00 AM, let's all get drunk!
1:00 PM, let's eat at the shopping mall!
1:30 PM, let's burn down the shopping mall's bathroom!
2:00 PM, let's ride around town in a cop car!
3:00 PM, let's fight with the cops at the police station!
3:30 PM, let's all tell a different story and get screwed!
6:00 PM, let's sit there and wait.
1:00 AM, let's go home and get *****ed at by parents.

Okay, lesson learned. Don't light things on fire. I had to hide TWO lighters in my ass and it's not comfy.

 

[Vincent]

Originally posted by Nex
I had to hide TWO lighters in my ass and it's not comfy.

wow dude thats kinda disturbing

 

[oakraiderz2]

What lesson did you learn? Not to burn shyt down?? Dam...you just saved my life...

 

[LikRetsam]

Re: Re: Arrested! Lesson learned.

Originally posted by Vincent
wow dude thats kinda disturbing

lolol

 

[Hot Ice]

LMAO!

Good times...

 

[Dimebag_Darrell]

what dumb ass. You dont burn **** in a place where security people work, burn a hotel room down at least but burning **** in a mall bathroom is just dumb.

Glad you learned your lesson though.

 

[Microphone Fiend]

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Originally posted by Nex
I had to hide TWO lighters in my ass and it's not comfy.
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wow dude thats kinda disturbing

but not as disturbing as what happened in jail that allowed his @sshole to hold lighters... ewwwwwww

 

[Aerix]

Why would you get drunk at 10 in the ****ing morning?

 

[Vincent]

Hey when your bored at 10 o'clock and a bottle isn't very far, the decision doesn't take long.

Ps: Clovis, NM?

 

[Aerix]

Originally posted by Vincent
Hey when your bored at 10 o'clock and a bottle isn't very far, the decision doesn't take long.

Ps: Clovis, NM?

Yea Clovis, i dont live there yet but im moving in a couple weeks

 

[Vincent]

hahaha sorry, i mean.... CLOVIS GREAT!!

 

[Aerix]

Originally posted by Vincent
hahaha sorry, i mean.... CLOVIS GREAT!!

You live there or something?

 

[Vincent]

Na i live in the 'burque. It sucks too, but clovis is terrible. I feel bad for you.

Lol your posts match your age.

 

[Nex]

Originally posted by Vincent

Lol your posts match your age.

I know MINE do, and that's okay.

 

[Capi Crimini]

lol.... You forgot to pee on the cop...

What fines did you get...

Arson?
UnderAgeDrinkning?
ObstructionOfJustice?

Did they lawfully detain you or arrest...

If I had two lighters up my arse. and Was alone in a detainment cell I'd light the place on fire. Better yet... If I was drunk enough light myself on fire... Then hide the thing up my ass again.... Be like....

"I'm self Combustin...AHHHHH....'

Soon as they let me out. Grab his gun an make a run for it... Maybe shoot a cop or two in the process..... Shoot the guys who were with me.... Get some Amonia. and spray it on all my blood.... Then ****ing burn down the cop station.... Go right next door to the fire station.... Start ****ing with them... Be out of bullets by then,,, so I'd ****ing use the lighter and pepper spray from the cop belt... then take out my listerine strips and put them in there eyes... Propabably take the firehose and shove it up there ass and turn it on full blow.... Blow them up from the inside....Then I'd go over to the white house.... Take it over. Steal the football and dominate the world..... **** the cows....

Of course only If I hade bout two bottles of vodka... pure.... mAybe some redbull....A screwdriver or two....

Dude I hate beer....

Another pointless post of mine....

Capi

 

[Kanatom]

tinha q se brasileiro ahahuaa

 

[Vincent]

Originally posted by Capi Crimini
Dude I hate beer....

WHAT?! WHY!

Another pointless post of mine....

Yet it sure was interesting

 

[Capi Crimini]

Hell give me an everclear while your at it.

 

[paraguayandj]

lol, i though you got arrested for trying the fake id shyt, damn i got worried for a second

 

[Nex]

Originally posted by Kanatom
tinha q se brasileiro ahahuaa

soh brasileiro pra faze essas merda, toma um BOzin basico q some quando eu tive 18, nem da nda hUEahue

por isso q o brasil eh a zona q eh ---- bota fogo na cidade e toma nda mais q um sermaozin

Kanatom, se tem msn?