"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Arranged Marriages Your Views Please

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How many of you DJ's have had pressure put on you when it comes to arranged marriages and settling down ?. I ask this question as I come from an asian background and have had some nightmare experiences. Though now things are alot different for me.

I was at a point in my life where I was led to believe that if a man didnt get married by the time he was 30 then he just would not have a life or get the chance to see his children grow up or he was homosexual. Believe or not a friend of the family rings me up now and again and indirectly asks me whether I am gay or I have a sexual problem because I havent settled down yet.
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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I'm an Indian.

And arranged marriage's are common here, I plan to get hitched when I'm in my early 30's, AFC's would covet an early arranged marriage because it gets them a source of booty without much hassle.

Marriage is the ball & chain anyway, once you get married there arent going to be any other women in your life, unless you're into infidellity/or divorce's

So have fun while you're single
 
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the amish people arrange marriages too.



i would never wanna marry someone my family arranged to give them a pig , a donkey and two acres of corn land to get rid of me .
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Giovanni Casanova

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Originally posted by penkitten
i would never wanna marry someone my family arranged to give them a pig , a donkey and two acres of corn land to get rid of me .
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I'd have given your mom some goats and maybe a chicken or something but luckily I got you for free.

:crackup: :whistle:
 
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i dont think they can charge you a chicken and a goat if you are trying to marry someone who was already married before .
 
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Originally posted by penkitten
i dont think they can charge you a chicken and a goat if you are trying to marry someone who was already married before .
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Maybe that's why I got you for free.
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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It's their first fight (?)

... and not even married yet.

"You can't hurry love, oh you just have to wait..."
 
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I will never get married anyway. Im keeping it real like gene simmons.
 
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The only arranged marriage I could even concider would be to a hot foriegn chick looking for her visa that I set up personally.

Then again it's not in my culture to have arranged marriages. But I know I go against other significant things that are in my culture so i'm guessing I'd be opposed to arrange marriages if they were there too.

Ha, mail order brides... where did the world go so wrong?
 
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