"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Arizona House Parties

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Hey Guys,

I have run into a serious roadblock with my GF. She loves to go out and party & I never really partied all that much in HS. I dont let her go to parties by herself, cause she gets to wild & crazy for my taste (if you get my hint), so I was just really wondering if any of you guys living in AZ, know any good house parties or college parties I could take her too. I will be attending ASU in the fall so I just want to keep an eye on her while having a good time.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Originally posted by Paid, Laid & Made
Hey Guys,

so I was just really wondering if any of you guys living in AZ, know any good house parties or college parties I could take her too. I will be attending ASU in the fall so I just want to keep an eye on her while having a good time.
You're kidding right?

Trust me dude. She's not going to be your g/f much longer.... not while you're going the ASU... and to be honest, there are too many hotties there to be tied down right away...

anticipates crazkid moving this to "anything else"
 

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LOL. I know, I am still in denial. LET THE PARTY START!
 

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I dunno how you could tie yourself down during college... shyt, back in school, you walk down the halls and there's no point in checking out the a$$ as you walk by, because there's just going to be another hottie approaching.

I made it a point to, each day, meet at least one new person. It showed because people were always commenting on "how can you always be with a new woman everyday?" You'd be amazed at how much of a boost hearing such things give you.

That and "You can't turn a ho into a housewife." so don't try.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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I know about the hotties, my question is, how do I find about the parties for a hookup?
 

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how do I find about the parties for a hookup?
Now we're talking.

The best way to find out about the parties is to be the social butterfly. Go out and every day make it your mission to meet and have a conversation with at least 1 new person (or group). Things will start slow, but soon if you are even a little smooth you will make friends with at least 1 person or group per week.... and it's from these people that you will find out about all the house parties and everything.
 

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the parties are easy...
the houses between university and mill are full of parties... just walk/drive around and look for cars... the village and commons also have tons of parties all the time...

seriously, i don't forsee you having trouble finding where the fun is...
 

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Excellent. Mercenary are you going to ASU? Thanks for the advice Mill and University are solid bets.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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