"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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"are You A Playboy? How Many Women Have You Had Sex With?"

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"Are you a playboy?" and "How many women have you had sex with?" Is what some women would ask me and this is how I respond.

GIRL
"Are you a playboy?"

ME
"Yes"

GIRL
"I hate Playboys"

ME
"I'm just a normal guy"

GIRL
"How many women have you been with?"

ME
"Hundreds"

GIRL
"WOW! really? How many? come on tell me?"

ME
"To many to count"

I would be answering these questions with short answers with a straight but relaxed face.

Most of the time I would bring her home afterwards or she would take me back to her place or I would get a number for a booty call later.
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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Those answers sound a bit conceited. I learned that if you just stay mysterious(don't answer the question), their IL's raise more.
 

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Her" how many women have you self with"

me:" none of your damn business, that's how many"
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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How the hell is this a tip?
 

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i think it was a suggested answer to that question, could be wrong though.
At any rate, is this field tested? I'd think (don't know) that something like
Her: How many women have you slept with?
you: No, how many women have YOU slept with?

might be a bit more effective, since you're not (even jokingly) giving off a player vibe, and you'll likely defuse the situation because she's going to change the topic onto how she's not a lesbian (or, possibly, how many women she's slept with....). With alot of girls, it's really better if they don't have an (honest? ) answer to that question.....
 

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Rebound Material said:
Those answers sound a bit conceited. I learned that if you just stay mysterious(don't answer the question), their IL's raise more.
Somebody else asked, "how the hell is this a tip?"(he is now being ignored by me as he is a Dumb :moon:)

The answer to his question, and something for you to think about rebound...

This is a tip, because tons of girls LOVE conceited guys.

Why you might ask, well being conceited shows you are confident.
 

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Bonez said:
Somebody else asked, "how the hell is this a tip?"(he is now being ignored by me as he is a Dumb :moon:)

The answer to his question, and something for you to think about rebound...

This is a tip, because tons of girls LOVE conceited guys.

Why you might ask, well being conceited shows you are confident.
Hmm...to me, this is a guy whos trying to give a tip by bragging about some girl he picked up. Last time i checked, girls dont particularly love CONCEITED guys. If someone is conceited theyre OVERCONFIDENT and self absorbed. Being confident and knowing what you can do is one thing; however, if youre conceited and think youre some badass hot shot, in my opinion, thats not the right way to go. But hey, what the hell do i know.
 
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