"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Are womens purses only for decoration?

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Next time you date a woman who talks about equal rights yet turns around and expects "romance" in equaling "you pay" ask her if her purse is only for decoration.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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RangerMIke

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Purses are a status symbol mostly. Decoration second. Functionality is absolutely last of this of the importance of a purse to a chick, unless she has small kids... then it the 'diaper bag'... which is also a status symbol, with at least an element of practicality.
 

Urbanyst

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Most female clothing doesn't have pockets. So they need a purse.
 

MatureDJ

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LOL, Ever since I got pad computer (10"), I carry it around in a "purse".
 

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Just a tampon holder or a condom holder not unless they have cash other wise it's a Piggy bank where you deposit your money in lol..
 

“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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sazc

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Let's see....
I have my wallet in my purse (contains DL, credit cards, cash, health insurance cards, chl, etc)
I have some reading glasses in there, sunglasses, yes tampons, chapstick, lipstick, work badge, pens, phone and a bunch of receipts that I need to clean out.

My purse cost $800. I don't mind paying that because a higher end purse is going to last a long time and will look almost brand new the whole time you have it, plus there IS resale value.

Is it a decoration? I see it as more of a high end accessory. Something that competes my look.
 
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