"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Are womens purses only for decoration?

ducksauce

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Next time you date a woman who talks about equal rights yet turns around and expects "romance" in equaling "you pay" ask her if her purse is only for decoration.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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RangerMIke

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Purses are a status symbol mostly. Decoration second. Functionality is absolutely last of this of the importance of a purse to a chick, unless she has small kids... then it the 'diaper bag'... which is also a status symbol, with at least an element of practicality.
 

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Most female clothing doesn't have pockets. So they need a purse.
 

MatureDJ

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LOL, Ever since I got pad computer (10"), I carry it around in a "purse".
 

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Just a tampon holder or a condom holder not unless they have cash other wise it's a Piggy bank where you deposit your money in lol..
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Let's see....
I have my wallet in my purse (contains DL, credit cards, cash, health insurance cards, chl, etc)
I have some reading glasses in there, sunglasses, yes tampons, chapstick, lipstick, work badge, pens, phone and a bunch of receipts that I need to clean out.

My purse cost $800. I don't mind paying that because a higher end purse is going to last a long time and will look almost brand new the whole time you have it, plus there IS resale value.

Is it a decoration? I see it as more of a high end accessory. Something that competes my look.
 
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