"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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Are condoms supposed to be extremely tight?

Vidrio

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I lost my virginity in November. I had unprotected sex with her that time, and multiple times after. I used the pull out method, and never used a condom with her. I'm no longer having sex with her, and I've had sex with this other girl twice in the last month, most recently about an hour ago. I understand how stupid unprotected sex is, so I bought a box of condoms and used them with this chick. They are Trojan Ultra Thins. The problem is, they are EXTREMELY tight, to the point where they slightly hurt. I wasn't even able to *** both times, and had to wack off to porn after she left my dorm. Let me just say that my d1ck isn't huge, its about average length. Is this normal?
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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MrNiceGuy23

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It depends, they're supposed to be tight so that they don't fall off, but not so tight that having sex is no fun. Magnums usually fit pretty well.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Fatal Jay

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Trojan got some condoms out that feel good,and feel like you have nothing on

its called Trojan exctasy
 

1-800-HellNo

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the condoms they give free at planned parenthood are way too tight.
it actually is cool because girls think i have a huge **** lol. they are seriously like kids size, i don't get it. Some other brands are the same way (Lifestyles i think).

i just get trojans. they are a lot better.
 

Who Dares Win

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Well congrats for getting rid of your V-card and obtain the deluxe subscription by banging other girls right after, regarding the condom problem I hear you man.

They give me any possible problem, sometime they put so much pressure that it seems I have to cvm right after, other times they are so tight that I go soft while other time I cvm because I know that Im fvcking and not because I feel her pvssy.

Same here btw c0ck in the normal range, but I believe there's also a psychological component, without condom I never had any problem with going soft or cvmming too fast, try to use them when you wank to get used to it maybe it could help.
 

1-800-HellNo

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I'm gonna buy some of those small condoms, and a box of magnums.
Then i'll open the magnums and replace them with the small condoms that barely fit.
I will get her to put the condom on for me, and her eyes will light up when she sees Magnum. Then she won't even be able to get it on and think i have the biggest **** in the world.

I dont know why I never thought of this before.
 

Who Dares Win

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1-800-HellNo said:
I'm gonna buy some of those small condoms, and a box of magnums.
Then i'll open the magnums and replace them with the small condoms that barely fit.
I will get her to put the condom on for me, and her eyes will light up when she sees Magnum. Then she won't even be able to get it on and think i have the biggest **** in the world.

I dont know why I never thought of this before.
That would be like putting a small size t-shirt on a xxl box and expect the clerk of the shop not to realize it despite the frequent experience in the field....maybe that would work on a just hired clerk below 19.
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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1-800-HellNo

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yea i was joking.
But you know there is someone out there who tried it.

Girls have told me many stories about guys who buy Magnums when they shouldn't be.
 
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