"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."
Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.
Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?
You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.
Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.
approaches what to say?
- Thread starter spang
- Start date
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Naughty Ninja
Banned
Approach the chick then stare at the ceiling and yell: I like cough drops! I like cough drops! I like cough drops! (clutching a box of them in hand)spang said:
Or have a Flinstones chewables vs. St. Josephs aspirin challenge question. Which taste better? Can you stop at just one?
Or since you're "checking them out" you could just ask them if they prefer paper or plastic bags.
Seriously just try to come up with a simple funny opener. With a straight face. Something like: "Excuse me but can you tell me which aisle mens wear is in?"
If she finds you attractive enough she'll laugh and you may go into a conversation about being clueless with grocery shopping and go from there.
Then you should say, I love you very very much, will you be mine? And then maybe she kiss youPurefilth
Master Don Juan
"Those are some NICE melons."spang said:
then pick up a melon and smile, say "i like your t!ts too"
Worth a try, it'd be a laugh.. new competition idea.... see who can get the most slaps in a day :crackup:
“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”
You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.
I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.
Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.
These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.