"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."
Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.
Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?
You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.
Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.
approaches what to say?
- Thread starter spang
- Start date
"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"
When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.
Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.
Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.
The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.
Naughty Ninja
Banned
Approach the chick then stare at the ceiling and yell: I like cough drops! I like cough drops! I like cough drops! (clutching a box of them in hand)spang said:
Or have a Flinstones chewables vs. St. Josephs aspirin challenge question. Which taste better? Can you stop at just one?
Or since you're "checking them out" you could just ask them if they prefer paper or plastic bags.
Seriously just try to come up with a simple funny opener. With a straight face. Something like: "Excuse me but can you tell me which aisle mens wear is in?"
If she finds you attractive enough she'll laugh and you may go into a conversation about being clueless with grocery shopping and go from there.
Then you should say, I love you very very much, will you be mine? And then maybe she kiss youPurefilth
Master Don Juan
"Those are some NICE melons."spang said:
then pick up a melon and smile, say "i like your t!ts too"
Worth a try, it'd be a laugh.. new competition idea.... see who can get the most slaps in a day :crackup:
"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.