"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"
You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.
She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.
Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.
Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.
approaches what to say?
- Thread starter spang
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"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"
You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.
She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.
Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.
Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.
Naughty Ninja
Banned
Approach the chick then stare at the ceiling and yell: I like cough drops! I like cough drops! I like cough drops! (clutching a box of them in hand)spang said:
Or have a Flinstones chewables vs. St. Josephs aspirin challenge question. Which taste better? Can you stop at just one?
Or since you're "checking them out" you could just ask them if they prefer paper or plastic bags.
Seriously just try to come up with a simple funny opener. With a straight face. Something like: "Excuse me but can you tell me which aisle mens wear is in?"
If she finds you attractive enough she'll laugh and you may go into a conversation about being clueless with grocery shopping and go from there.
Then you should say, I love you very very much, will you be mine? And then maybe she kiss youPurefilth
Master Don Juan
"Those are some NICE melons."spang said:
then pick up a melon and smile, say "i like your t!ts too"
Worth a try, it'd be a laugh.. new competition idea.... see who can get the most slaps in a day :crackup:
"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."
Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.