MatureDJ
Master Don Juan
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https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/xgmi2a
my opinion: You've got to have 7 figures before this game will work; this guy is not even up to 6. 
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
I agree that it isn't enough to impress. The two accounts combined have under $95,000. If that's the entirety of his net worth, that's not enough to impress, even in a low class bar in Kentucky or West Virginia.https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/xgmi2a my opinion: You've got to have 7 figures before this game will work; this guy is not even up to 6.![]()
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
@MatureDJ once had a job that took him to Phoenix for 6+ months in the early 2000s.@MatureDJ needs to get a job and purpose in life instead of posting threads like this...
This is the only place I've ever seen the word 'harridan' used. I think I had to look up a definition the first time I saw it used here.You're NOT going to get me to gush over "hot" harridans like he had, though.![]()
Once every 22 years.. Hmm....@MatureDJ once had a job that took him to Phoenix for 6+ months in the early 2000s.
This is the only place I've ever seen the word 'harridan' used. I think I had to look up a definition the first time I saw it used here.