HoneyHitter
Senior Don Juan
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Has anyon tried Pronto condoms?
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Anyone tried these condoms?
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"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
afc_2_dj
Don Juan
I didn't think they where available yet, and definitly not outside South Africa. I can't say I have seen them in shops, but then not getting laid means I am not condom shopping regularly! 
Its a good idea in its own way, but IMHO wont solve the problem [that is the spead of HIV in Africa], becuase they cost R7.00+ yet are being targeted at the poorest of the people who can't afford 7 bucks each time they shag.
Its a good idea in its own way, but IMHO wont solve the problem [that is the spead of HIV in Africa], becuase they cost R7.00+ yet are being targeted at the poorest of the people who can't afford 7 bucks each time they shag.
true..... Condome should be offerd at more affoardable prices in contries where aids is an epidemic..afc_2_dj said:I didn't think they where available yet, and definitly not outside South Africa. I can't say I have seen them in shops, but then not getting laid means I am not condom shopping regularly!
Its a good idea in its own way, but IMHO wont solve the problem [that is the spead of HIV in Africa], becuase they cost R7.00+ yet are being targeted at the poorest of the people who can't afford 7 bucks each time they shag.
Teflon_Mcgee
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That is cool!!
Though I wouldn't spend extra for it. For the truly suave, putting on a condom is as natural as breathing.
So, what is everyone's favorite condom?
I'll tell you Trojan's Her Pleasure, His Pleasure, and Twisted condoms all suck.
I like Warming Sensations. For some reason my girl gets wetter with those and they feel good.
Though I wouldn't spend extra for it. For the truly suave, putting on a condom is as natural as breathing.
So, what is everyone's favorite condom?
I'll tell you Trojan's Her Pleasure, His Pleasure, and Twisted condoms all suck.
I like Warming Sensations. For some reason my girl gets wetter with those and they feel good.
"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"
You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.
And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.
Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.
The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.
ValleyDJing
Master Don Juan
Teflon_Mcgee said:
I want some of those! haha!
Yeah man, I heard twisted pleasure condoms suck as far as feeling goes.
Which ones are best for pleasure?
Docs
Banned
*crack, crack, bloooooooop*. Nice.
Skilla_Staz
Master Don Juan
Twisted Pleasure = Absolute Sh*t.
I didn't feel a f*cking thing. I was goin strong for about 45 minutes, never once thought I was gonna c*m. She was tired, sweating and was like "Wow, I'm done, what do you want me to do? Should I just give you head?"
Of course, I wasn't going to argue. After I took that rubber off I still didn't feel much for a minute or two. Not sure if its a thick condom, or if theres something in it that f*cks with your ****.
I haven't tried the Warming Sensation ones yet, but I've got a few chillin upstairs. Glad to see they're actually worth it
I didn't feel a f*cking thing. I was goin strong for about 45 minutes, never once thought I was gonna c*m. She was tired, sweating and was like "Wow, I'm done, what do you want me to do? Should I just give you head?"
Of course, I wasn't going to argue. After I took that rubber off I still didn't feel much for a minute or two. Not sure if its a thick condom, or if theres something in it that f*cks with your ****.
I haven't tried the Warming Sensation ones yet, but I've got a few chillin upstairs. Glad to see they're actually worth it
Docs
Banned
Ohh, how's a "spray on condom". Yes, it's in the makings...
"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
Skilla_Staz
Master Don Juan
To be honest, how many people seriously don't know which way the condom goes?
Rolled part on the top, flat on the bottom, unroll on your tool. It's the easiest way. Why? Because it's the right way.
Rolled part on the top, flat on the bottom, unroll on your tool. It's the easiest way. Why? Because it's the right way.
PRMoon
Master Don Juan
Some times it's hard to feel out which way the condom goes on in the dark. Especially if you're a little tipsy and what not.
I like lubed condoms. I actually prefer to have sex with condoms then without them these days which I think is a good thing. I just like the way sex feels with condoms. Maybe it's mental, but cocidering they design them so that you can still get sensations from them, it's not all that illogical I don't think.
I like lubed condoms. I actually prefer to have sex with condoms then without them these days which I think is a good thing. I just like the way sex feels with condoms. Maybe it's mental, but cocidering they design them so that you can still get sensations from them, it's not all that illogical I don't think.