HoneyHitter
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Has anyon tried Pronto condoms?
"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"
You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.
She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.
Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.
Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.
Anyone tried these condoms?
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"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
afc_2_dj
Don Juan
I didn't think they where available yet, and definitly not outside South Africa. I can't say I have seen them in shops, but then not getting laid means I am not condom shopping regularly! 
Its a good idea in its own way, but IMHO wont solve the problem [that is the spead of HIV in Africa], becuase they cost R7.00+ yet are being targeted at the poorest of the people who can't afford 7 bucks each time they shag.
Its a good idea in its own way, but IMHO wont solve the problem [that is the spead of HIV in Africa], becuase they cost R7.00+ yet are being targeted at the poorest of the people who can't afford 7 bucks each time they shag.
true..... Condome should be offerd at more affoardable prices in contries where aids is an epidemic..afc_2_dj said:I didn't think they where available yet, and definitly not outside South Africa. I can't say I have seen them in shops, but then not getting laid means I am not condom shopping regularly!
Its a good idea in its own way, but IMHO wont solve the problem [that is the spead of HIV in Africa], becuase they cost R7.00+ yet are being targeted at the poorest of the people who can't afford 7 bucks each time they shag.
Teflon_Mcgee
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That is cool!!
Though I wouldn't spend extra for it. For the truly suave, putting on a condom is as natural as breathing.
So, what is everyone's favorite condom?
I'll tell you Trojan's Her Pleasure, His Pleasure, and Twisted condoms all suck.
I like Warming Sensations. For some reason my girl gets wetter with those and they feel good.
Though I wouldn't spend extra for it. For the truly suave, putting on a condom is as natural as breathing.
So, what is everyone's favorite condom?
I'll tell you Trojan's Her Pleasure, His Pleasure, and Twisted condoms all suck.
I like Warming Sensations. For some reason my girl gets wetter with those and they feel good.
"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
ValleyDJing
Master Don Juan
Teflon_Mcgee said:
I want some of those! haha!
Yeah man, I heard twisted pleasure condoms suck as far as feeling goes.
Which ones are best for pleasure?
Docs
Banned
*crack, crack, bloooooooop*. Nice.
Skilla_Staz
Master Don Juan
Twisted Pleasure = Absolute Sh*t.
I didn't feel a f*cking thing. I was goin strong for about 45 minutes, never once thought I was gonna c*m. She was tired, sweating and was like "Wow, I'm done, what do you want me to do? Should I just give you head?"
Of course, I wasn't going to argue. After I took that rubber off I still didn't feel much for a minute or two. Not sure if its a thick condom, or if theres something in it that f*cks with your ****.
I haven't tried the Warming Sensation ones yet, but I've got a few chillin upstairs. Glad to see they're actually worth it
I didn't feel a f*cking thing. I was goin strong for about 45 minutes, never once thought I was gonna c*m. She was tired, sweating and was like "Wow, I'm done, what do you want me to do? Should I just give you head?"
Of course, I wasn't going to argue. After I took that rubber off I still didn't feel much for a minute or two. Not sure if its a thick condom, or if theres something in it that f*cks with your ****.
I haven't tried the Warming Sensation ones yet, but I've got a few chillin upstairs. Glad to see they're actually worth it
Docs
Banned
Ohh, how's a "spray on condom". Yes, it's in the makings...
"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
Skilla_Staz
Master Don Juan
To be honest, how many people seriously don't know which way the condom goes?
Rolled part on the top, flat on the bottom, unroll on your tool. It's the easiest way. Why? Because it's the right way.
Rolled part on the top, flat on the bottom, unroll on your tool. It's the easiest way. Why? Because it's the right way.
PRMoon
Master Don Juan
Some times it's hard to feel out which way the condom goes on in the dark. Especially if you're a little tipsy and what not.
I like lubed condoms. I actually prefer to have sex with condoms then without them these days which I think is a good thing. I just like the way sex feels with condoms. Maybe it's mental, but cocidering they design them so that you can still get sensations from them, it's not all that illogical I don't think.
I like lubed condoms. I actually prefer to have sex with condoms then without them these days which I think is a good thing. I just like the way sex feels with condoms. Maybe it's mental, but cocidering they design them so that you can still get sensations from them, it's not all that illogical I don't think.