HoneyHitter
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Has anyon tried Pronto condoms?
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
Anyone tried these condoms?
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“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”
You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.
I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.
Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.
These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.
afc_2_dj
Don Juan
I didn't think they where available yet, and definitly not outside South Africa. I can't say I have seen them in shops, but then not getting laid means I am not condom shopping regularly! 
Its a good idea in its own way, but IMHO wont solve the problem [that is the spead of HIV in Africa], becuase they cost R7.00+ yet are being targeted at the poorest of the people who can't afford 7 bucks each time they shag.
Its a good idea in its own way, but IMHO wont solve the problem [that is the spead of HIV in Africa], becuase they cost R7.00+ yet are being targeted at the poorest of the people who can't afford 7 bucks each time they shag.
true..... Condome should be offerd at more affoardable prices in contries where aids is an epidemic..afc_2_dj said:I didn't think they where available yet, and definitly not outside South Africa. I can't say I have seen them in shops, but then not getting laid means I am not condom shopping regularly!
Its a good idea in its own way, but IMHO wont solve the problem [that is the spead of HIV in Africa], becuase they cost R7.00+ yet are being targeted at the poorest of the people who can't afford 7 bucks each time they shag.
Teflon_Mcgee
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That is cool!!
Though I wouldn't spend extra for it. For the truly suave, putting on a condom is as natural as breathing.
So, what is everyone's favorite condom?
I'll tell you Trojan's Her Pleasure, His Pleasure, and Twisted condoms all suck.
I like Warming Sensations. For some reason my girl gets wetter with those and they feel good.
Though I wouldn't spend extra for it. For the truly suave, putting on a condom is as natural as breathing.
So, what is everyone's favorite condom?
I'll tell you Trojan's Her Pleasure, His Pleasure, and Twisted condoms all suck.
I like Warming Sensations. For some reason my girl gets wetter with those and they feel good.
“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”
You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.
I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.
Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.
These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.
ValleyDJing
Master Don Juan
Teflon_Mcgee said:
I want some of those! haha!
Yeah man, I heard twisted pleasure condoms suck as far as feeling goes.
Which ones are best for pleasure?
Docs
Banned
*crack, crack, bloooooooop*. Nice.
Skilla_Staz
Master Don Juan
Twisted Pleasure = Absolute Sh*t.
I didn't feel a f*cking thing. I was goin strong for about 45 minutes, never once thought I was gonna c*m. She was tired, sweating and was like "Wow, I'm done, what do you want me to do? Should I just give you head?"
Of course, I wasn't going to argue. After I took that rubber off I still didn't feel much for a minute or two. Not sure if its a thick condom, or if theres something in it that f*cks with your ****.
I haven't tried the Warming Sensation ones yet, but I've got a few chillin upstairs. Glad to see they're actually worth it
I didn't feel a f*cking thing. I was goin strong for about 45 minutes, never once thought I was gonna c*m. She was tired, sweating and was like "Wow, I'm done, what do you want me to do? Should I just give you head?"
Of course, I wasn't going to argue. After I took that rubber off I still didn't feel much for a minute or two. Not sure if its a thick condom, or if theres something in it that f*cks with your ****.
I haven't tried the Warming Sensation ones yet, but I've got a few chillin upstairs. Glad to see they're actually worth it
Docs
Banned
Ohh, how's a "spray on condom". Yes, it's in the makings...
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Skilla_Staz
Master Don Juan
To be honest, how many people seriously don't know which way the condom goes?
Rolled part on the top, flat on the bottom, unroll on your tool. It's the easiest way. Why? Because it's the right way.
Rolled part on the top, flat on the bottom, unroll on your tool. It's the easiest way. Why? Because it's the right way.
PRMoon
Master Don Juan
Some times it's hard to feel out which way the condom goes on in the dark. Especially if you're a little tipsy and what not.
I like lubed condoms. I actually prefer to have sex with condoms then without them these days which I think is a good thing. I just like the way sex feels with condoms. Maybe it's mental, but cocidering they design them so that you can still get sensations from them, it's not all that illogical I don't think.
I like lubed condoms. I actually prefer to have sex with condoms then without them these days which I think is a good thing. I just like the way sex feels with condoms. Maybe it's mental, but cocidering they design them so that you can still get sensations from them, it's not all that illogical I don't think.