"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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Anyone tried out this method of Birth Control?

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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That is something I would definitely like to try.

So far it's only in trials in India, when it's coming to North America has yet to be seen.
 

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So let me see...American men wash, cook, change diapers, date single mothers, take the kids to school, AND want to take birth control. Wow. I am starting to want an American man.

Guys, scrotum mutilation is not cool. Just saying. And get a pair! Quit reading stuff from weird asexual (nice way of saying GAY) NYC based writers who like to act in local plays.
 

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Damn, BigJimbo actually had a good post. +1
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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BigJimbo said:
So let me see...American men wash, cook, change diapers, date single mothers, take the kids to school, AND want to take birth control. Wow. I am starting to want an American man.

Guys, scrotum mutilation is not cool. Just saying. And get a pair! Quit reading stuff from weird asexual (nice way of saying GAY) NYC based writers who like to act in local plays.
What the hell are you talking about?

It's gay to want a method of birth control that men can control other than condoms which suck and a vasectomy which is permanent?

Every man alive who doesn't want kids should be on this method if there are no crazy side-effects.
 

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BigJimbo said:
So let me see...American men wash, cook, change diapers, date single mothers, take the kids to school, AND want to take birth control. Wow. I am starting to want an American man.
It's not birth control, we don't get pregnant. It's insurance that you don't get the girl pregnant. And if you do, it's not yours and you can slowly walk the fvck away and let the other poor sap deal with the cheating ho.

I would think this is up your alley. It's insurance some broad doesn't put you in a prison for 18 years.
 
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