http://techcitement.com/culture/the-best-birth-control-in-the-world-is-for-men/
Sounds better then vasectomy I think.
Sounds better then vasectomy I think.
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
What the hell are you talking about?BigJimbo said:So let me see...American men wash, cook, change diapers, date single mothers, take the kids to school, AND want to take birth control. Wow. I am starting to want an American man.
Guys, scrotum mutilation is not cool. Just saying. And get a pair! Quit reading stuff from weird asexual (nice way of saying GAY) NYC based writers who like to act in local plays.
It's not birth control, we don't get pregnant. It's insurance that you don't get the girl pregnant. And if you do, it's not yours and you can slowly walk the fvck away and let the other poor sap deal with the cheating ho.BigJimbo said:So let me see...American men wash, cook, change diapers, date single mothers, take the kids to school, AND want to take birth control. Wow. I am starting to want an American man.