"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Anyone tried out this method of Birth Control?

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Maxtro

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That is something I would definitely like to try.

So far it's only in trials in India, when it's coming to North America has yet to be seen.
 

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So let me see...American men wash, cook, change diapers, date single mothers, take the kids to school, AND want to take birth control. Wow. I am starting to want an American man.

Guys, scrotum mutilation is not cool. Just saying. And get a pair! Quit reading stuff from weird asexual (nice way of saying GAY) NYC based writers who like to act in local plays.
 

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Damn, BigJimbo actually had a good post. +1
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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BigJimbo said:
So let me see...American men wash, cook, change diapers, date single mothers, take the kids to school, AND want to take birth control. Wow. I am starting to want an American man.

Guys, scrotum mutilation is not cool. Just saying. And get a pair! Quit reading stuff from weird asexual (nice way of saying GAY) NYC based writers who like to act in local plays.
What the hell are you talking about?

It's gay to want a method of birth control that men can control other than condoms which suck and a vasectomy which is permanent?

Every man alive who doesn't want kids should be on this method if there are no crazy side-effects.
 

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BigJimbo said:
So let me see...American men wash, cook, change diapers, date single mothers, take the kids to school, AND want to take birth control. Wow. I am starting to want an American man.
It's not birth control, we don't get pregnant. It's insurance that you don't get the girl pregnant. And if you do, it's not yours and you can slowly walk the fvck away and let the other poor sap deal with the cheating ho.

I would think this is up your alley. It's insurance some broad doesn't put you in a prison for 18 years.
 
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