"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Anyone here get w/ a girl wayyyyyyyy out of your league?

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A. To answer the title of this thread, no girl is out of my league, I don't care how hot you are. Unless you're a lesbian...even then I'm sure I could get you to slob on my knob a few times.

B. You don't have oneitis just because you hit on a few girls after class? Puh-leaze. Freshman year I was with this girl. I can admit I was whipped. Oneitis all the way. However, she went to a different school. Had she gone to my school, and had the girls at my school known her, she would've thought I was cheating on her. I flirted with just about every cute girl I knew, but I was still "whipped". Flirting doesn't mean you don't have "oneitis". Judging by the "I've got to get her no matter what" and the "Aww it happened again" bull sh*t, you've got it.

I don't care how hot the broad is, she is no better than the next girl. YOU are the man and YOU should be catered to, to an extent. In the end, she should be striving to earn YOUR attention.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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lol, a really good friend of mine moved into the class and he sits right behind me, so over the last two days I flat out forgot that girl was there and today she gave me a "why the f'ck aren't you drooling over me" look. I made this thread on how I felt at the moment like I usally do hah.
 

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Have you even talked to the broad very much?
 

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Skilla_Staz said:
Have you even talked to the broad very much?
Like I said theres no point in me giving two ****es over this girl, i'm starting to have things open up for me and she has a serious boyfriend. It was just a oneitis at first sight moment. Who cares about her. I proubly talked to her for like 1 minute the day she walked into the class and I was like wow staring at her. It was school related crap.
 

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Okie doke. I wouldnt really care if she has a serious boyfriend. I'd still spit game to the broad.
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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