INXS
Don Juan
So I read an article that suggested sneaking into a trendy hotel as a cheap date idea. This sounds like it would be fun. Anyone ever do this? Have any pointers? Ideas to make this work? suggestions?
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Anyone Ever Sneak Into Trendy Hotel for a Date...?
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"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
Francisco d'Anconia
Master Don Juan
I use to do that all the time in college. There was a hotel in Chicago that had tons of meeting rooms and halls which the never locked. A date and I would hunt for a different room each weekend and throw down with the possibility of having one of the staff walking in. Once someone did while we were on the stage in a ballroom, we just hid behind the curtains until they left. Good times! 
diplomatic_lies
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I used to do this in high school, but nowadays most hotels have security card access with specific validity times. You can't even go into the inner lobby without a valid card!
Good times!
Good times!