"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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I've never done it myself.. but I've been curious to fvcking a fatty. She needs to have a cute face though, or else I think I wouldnt be able to get it up.


Just got this afc fatty her number for my amusement because she mentioned how she is disgusted that her friend (18 yr old) is dating someone older (a 26 yr old guy). Well this b*tch don't know I'm close to that age (I look younger than true age). Stupid fvcking pig. She's hella cute though.


Share your fat stories.
 

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She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

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hell nah ive imagined it and didnt get my self to get even a boner let alone itll be disastrous with the real thing.
 

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Women in the US are getting so heavy, it's no longer clear what the difference is between "average" "thick" and heavy. Remember, the average adult female in the US weighs close to 170 lbs....
 

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it depends on what you define as fatty, are we talking a stomach that sticks out a bit.. or rolls around her stomach that would make Grimace jealous...
I messed around with a girl who was in my view on the fat side but she has a really cute face and wasnt all that bad.... another girl who was on the fat side... when she bent over.... i....i..... just couldnt do it and faked a a calf cramp. the last chubby girl... she was fun believe it or not lol honestly though.. i never messed with a girl who was really fat or anything so i dunno...
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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Haha... I'm on the "it depends what you consider fat" train. I fvcked 3 girls on 3 consecutive nights that were chubby. But if you ask my friends, they were 400 pounds each. In reality, they were 4'11" 140lbs, 5'2" about 145, and 5'7" about 160.

In even greater reality, even though all of them have cute faces, the 4'11" girl is the only one I would be able to fvck without being drunk. And I did about 30 times. She was technically the "fattest" o the three. But incredible t!ts (not saggy), incredible head, tight as hell. She was a ton of fun, but she got way too attached and confessed her love for me. That was the end of that...

No shame here. I personally have no interest in anyone that isn't in shape lately, but I seem to go in streaks. And all of my friends who have been with fat chicks agree... the head is always good.
 

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juicywa said:
lol BigT, and the avg height is 5'1" amirite..

5'4" and 165 lbs.
That was back in 2002, however, so I'm guessing the average weight has gone up since then...
 

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ah.. ok, well my bad..

i just did a search on google, "chubby girl". This girl I'm talking about is about the same build as the first girl who shows up on google images if you type "chubby girl".
 

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BigT said:

5'4" and 165 lbs.
That was back in 2002, however, so I'm guessing the average weight has gone up since then...
Seriously? That's the average? Wow....
 

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bradd80 said:
i don't know why on earth anyone would go near a fat chick let alone bang them.. besides they're so damn easy why can't 9's be so easy to talk to and f*ck?
You've got to be joking. This is the real world--not fantasy land where every guy goes home with a victoria's secret model.
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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bradd80 said:
no i most certainly am not joking fat chicks are nasty and i'd never go near one.. they're gross

sorry to break it to you but the world isnt full of just fatties and victoria's secret models
Instead, you're easily talking to and f-cking 9's.
 

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bradd80 said:
they're not easy by any stretch of the imagination but under no circumstances would i ever resort to f*cking fatties as you obviously have
WTF are you smokin'?!? I don't f-ck fatties, I called you out on your bullsh-t claim that you EASILY talk to and f-ck 9's. Now that's a crock of sh-t. :)
 

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bradd80 said:
i don't know why on earth anyone would go near a fat chick let alone bang them.. besides they're so damn easy why can't 9's be so easy to talk to and f*ck?
Here's your bullsh-t claim. Go out and do it instead of trolling. Of course you won't. You'll keep trolling since it's a lot easier.
 

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You'll never know. You're too chickensh-t to try. :)
 

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Hey man, you're the one spending thousands of dollars per girl without getting laid. Stop giving sh-t advice out of your a--. :)
 

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You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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Keep trolling. You've burned thousands of dollars PER GIRL and STILL haven't gotten laid. FACT!
 

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Only broke dudes mess with fatties.
 

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If I'd be ashamed to be seen in public with them, I'm not banging them.
 

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Since when was rewarding girls who are not physically attractive an ok thing?

Being fat is not good, and hell...I'm going to let a girl know that is she's fat, she's not getting any action.


Stop giving these fat women an false sense of confidence.
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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