"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Anyone ashamed of banging fatties?

Thundernuts

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I messed around with a few chubby girls.

First one was down to ANYTHING

Second one had the nicest rack I ever had the pleasure of fiddling with, plus we must have done it about 45+ over three days, best weekend ever.

The last one was the girl who got me to come onto this site in the first place, she just straight up killed me their was an enthusiasm in bed that i havent seen since.

I dont regret doing it, the sex was great, i just tell them that if they want to be with me they have to start caring about their health like i do, thats a nice way of telling them to lost about 15 or so pounds. Happy hunting.
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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Who Dares Win

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If I dont release some juice in a couple of weeks Ill be doing a fatty with no problem at all, as long as we talk about girls with some kg more than the necessary and not marshmallows men.

It comes a moment when you are so horny that even girls that wouldnt normaly turn you on are able to.
 

Greasy Pig

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5string said:
I want to know why we are so AFC to scrape the bottom of the fat barrel, let alone get them fvckin pregnant. Somebody tell me.

Just sick.
I think that all the time. I see a disgustingly fat bohemoth and I think: "Someone not only ****ed you but he dumped a load in you. How fvcking sick can a man be?"
 

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juicywa said:
lol, stop derailing faggots.



I would fvck a cute chubby, but not unhealthy obese.

I would fvck a midget.

I would fvck a post-op transgender female.

I would fvck black women.


Lets see.. did I miss any other taboo you virgin closet homo fags won't fvck?

I would fvck juicywa
 

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juicywa said:
lol, stop derailing faggots.



I would fvck a cute chubby, but not unhealthy obese.

I would fvck a midget.

I would fvck a post-op transgender female.

I would fvck black women.


Lets see.. did I miss any other taboo you virgin closet homo fags won't fvck?

disgusting on the trannie. Black women shouldnt be on this list. Nothing taboo about them. i love them.

Now in regards to "fatties" it depends how they look. I wouldnt chase one
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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Judge nismo ain't ashamed of it!

I brought one into chambers and got a awesome sucking! Got jacked off with her big tits and nutted all over her face! She didn't let me leave chambers without a round 2! So yes, I made sure to destroy her vaginal walls! And this woman was a 43 year old milf!

I've been one hard judge to her, and gave her the stiffest punishment I could! :D
 

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Bible_Belt said:
Oh come on, you guys haven't lived until you've had a fat girl bl0wjob. Their mouths are all fat and soft on the inside. It feels better than skinny b!tches with bony mouths. Plus they try ten times harder, because they know they have to. When I see a fat girl, I'm usually thinking, "I bet her self-esteem is so low that I could make that b!tch do anything..."
:crackup:
 

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Bible_Belt said:
Oh come on, you guys haven't lived until you've had a fat girl bl0wjob. Their mouths are all fat and soft on the inside. It feels better than skinny b!tches with bony mouths. Plus they try ten times harder, because they know they have to. When I see a fat girl, I'm usually thinking, "I bet her self-esteem is so low that I could make that b!tch do anything..."
:crackup: genius.

Personally only ****ed one fat girl and i'm not ashamed to admit i enjoyed it.
 

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nismo-4 said:
Judge nismo ain't ashamed of it!

I brought one into chambers and got a awesome sucking! Got jacked off with her big tits and nutted all over her face! She didn't let me leave chambers without a round 2! So yes, I made sure to destroy her vaginal walls! And this woman was a 43 year old milf!
43 year old fat women who has a kid? Dude she probably knew you were her last chance ever to do anything and had to milk it.
 

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Trump said:
43 year old fat women who has a kid? Dude she probably knew you were her last chance ever to do anything and had to milk it.
I would have let her milk my slong till the sun came up milfs are the best
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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Gangster Of Love

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Young Stallion said:
Why are we bashing ladies again for being all about looks when us dudes are really no better.
Duh, because every dude in here is tall, has great hair, is in great shape, has a great personality, a great job/carreer, a nice house and car, extremely poplular in social circles, has a harem, and won't settle for anything less than he deserves, dammit!!!
 

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nismo-4 said:
Judge nismo ain't ashamed of it!

I brought one into chambers and got a awesome sucking! Got jacked off with her big tits and nutted all over her face! She didn't let me leave chambers without a round 2! So yes, I made sure to destroy her vaginal walls! And this woman was a 43 year old milf!

I've been one hard judge to her, and gave her the stiffest punishment I could! :D
You should be fvcking your hot paralegal, not the fat bailiff. :D
 

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5string said:
You should be fvcking your hot paralegal, not the fat bailiff. :D
I already had the clerks and my paralegal in chambers before. My bailiff put out when my paralegal didn't. :D

She really wasn't fat, just curvy! More cushion for the pushin'!

I love bringing older women into chambers. I give them a very stiff punishment. :rockon:

Case closed, vagina open!
 

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I have screwed some , there all curvy tho , nice butt / tit / waist ratio . Also the best head Ive ever gotten as well . Id never touch a Jabba the hut tho , I cant get it up for them ...

plus there so easy to get to suck me off , but they almost always smell .. the thing that's always turned me off from them
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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I bang them, with some shame, during my more desperate times. When I've been out of the game for awhile and have no women. I start out with some fatties, then as I get hotter and hotter women I drop the fatties.

It's like having clients. If you have no clients at all you have to start out with the broke-ass clients who can't pay you much. Then you get a few bucks coming in and can advertise and get slightly better clients. You drop the old sh*tty clients and move up and up and up.

That's why you should always be dating multiple chicks so you never have to start over with fatties.
 
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