"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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Anyone ashamed of banging fatties?

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I've never done it myself.. but I've been curious to fvcking a fatty. She needs to have a cute face though, or else I think I wouldnt be able to get it up.


Just got this afc fatty her number for my amusement because she mentioned how she is disgusted that her friend (18 yr old) is dating someone older (a 26 yr old guy). Well this b*tch don't know I'm close to that age (I look younger than true age). Stupid fvcking pig. She's hella cute though.


Share your fat stories.
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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hell nah ive imagined it and didnt get my self to get even a boner let alone itll be disastrous with the real thing.
 

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Women in the US are getting so heavy, it's no longer clear what the difference is between "average" "thick" and heavy. Remember, the average adult female in the US weighs close to 170 lbs....
 

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it depends on what you define as fatty, are we talking a stomach that sticks out a bit.. or rolls around her stomach that would make Grimace jealous...
I messed around with a girl who was in my view on the fat side but she has a really cute face and wasnt all that bad.... another girl who was on the fat side... when she bent over.... i....i..... just couldnt do it and faked a a calf cramp. the last chubby girl... she was fun believe it or not lol honestly though.. i never messed with a girl who was really fat or anything so i dunno...
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Haha... I'm on the "it depends what you consider fat" train. I fvcked 3 girls on 3 consecutive nights that were chubby. But if you ask my friends, they were 400 pounds each. In reality, they were 4'11" 140lbs, 5'2" about 145, and 5'7" about 160.

In even greater reality, even though all of them have cute faces, the 4'11" girl is the only one I would be able to fvck without being drunk. And I did about 30 times. She was technically the "fattest" o the three. But incredible t!ts (not saggy), incredible head, tight as hell. She was a ton of fun, but she got way too attached and confessed her love for me. That was the end of that...

No shame here. I personally have no interest in anyone that isn't in shape lately, but I seem to go in streaks. And all of my friends who have been with fat chicks agree... the head is always good.
 

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juicywa said:
lol BigT, and the avg height is 5'1" amirite..

5'4" and 165 lbs.
That was back in 2002, however, so I'm guessing the average weight has gone up since then...
 

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ah.. ok, well my bad..

i just did a search on google, "chubby girl". This girl I'm talking about is about the same build as the first girl who shows up on google images if you type "chubby girl".
 

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BigT said:

5'4" and 165 lbs.
That was back in 2002, however, so I'm guessing the average weight has gone up since then...
Seriously? That's the average? Wow....
 

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bradd80 said:
i don't know why on earth anyone would go near a fat chick let alone bang them.. besides they're so damn easy why can't 9's be so easy to talk to and f*ck?
You've got to be joking. This is the real world--not fantasy land where every guy goes home with a victoria's secret model.
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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bradd80 said:
no i most certainly am not joking fat chicks are nasty and i'd never go near one.. they're gross

sorry to break it to you but the world isnt full of just fatties and victoria's secret models
Instead, you're easily talking to and f-cking 9's.
 

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bradd80 said:
they're not easy by any stretch of the imagination but under no circumstances would i ever resort to f*cking fatties as you obviously have
WTF are you smokin'?!? I don't f-ck fatties, I called you out on your bullsh-t claim that you EASILY talk to and f-ck 9's. Now that's a crock of sh-t. :)
 

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bradd80 said:
i don't know why on earth anyone would go near a fat chick let alone bang them.. besides they're so damn easy why can't 9's be so easy to talk to and f*ck?
Here's your bullsh-t claim. Go out and do it instead of trolling. Of course you won't. You'll keep trolling since it's a lot easier.
 

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You'll never know. You're too chickensh-t to try. :)
 

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Hey man, you're the one spending thousands of dollars per girl without getting laid. Stop giving sh-t advice out of your a--. :)
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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Keep trolling. You've burned thousands of dollars PER GIRL and STILL haven't gotten laid. FACT!
 

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Only broke dudes mess with fatties.
 

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If I'd be ashamed to be seen in public with them, I'm not banging them.
 

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Since when was rewarding girls who are not physically attractive an ok thing?

Being fat is not good, and hell...I'm going to let a girl know that is she's fat, she's not getting any action.


Stop giving these fat women an false sense of confidence.
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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