"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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Anybody besides me like cute fat chicks?

S. Pryor

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I don't see anything wrong with it. Some of them may have big juggs and a heart of gold. I knew one personally but she was a little too **** thirsty for me. Very nice girl tho and despite her weight she was kind of good looking. She ended up with a baby so I'm glad I didn't get thrown in the mix. Show the big women some love. Vote for big women with big titties!

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"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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Falcon25

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When I'm in a slump, horny, or feel like I need a confidence boost, I will take down a rhino in a heartbeat. They work overtime, sometimes two shifts to make their men happy. I love fat bitcvhes for that. They're self confidence is so low that they will let you pee on em in the shower and blow you for after eating at jack in the box, on the way home.
 

jax871

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Falcon25 said:
When I'm in a slump, horny, or feel like I need a confidence boost, I will take down a rhino in a heartbeat. They work overtime, sometimes two shifts to make their men happy. I love fat bitcvhes for that. They're self confidence is so low that they will let you pee on em in the shower and blow you for after eating at jack in the box, on the way home.
hahahahaa that was great,

but what about as the poster put it, their 'heart of gold' haha. seriously though i know its cliche but every time i wake up in a hungover haze and i look over at some fat pig im like wtf have i done.
 

Mike32ct

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I prefer thick girls to fat ones if I had to go with a bigger girl.

But it's ok to fook a fattie once in a while. I haven't in a few years because the last one got sooo sweaty in the sack. It was gross lol. They can also be very clingy.

On the upside, her p&ss felt soo warm. Must be all the insulation.
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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pinhas

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Mike32ct said:
On the upside, her p&ss felt soo warm. Must be all the insulation.
:crackup:

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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Betamax

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Somewhere between humping a pile of bones and riding a bouncy castle is my ideal, but if the larger model floats your boat then go for it... just don't get sea sick riding those waves of fat...

Always reminds me of comedian Billy Connolly talking about having sex with a fat girl and her getting the hump because he said while riding on top of her "I am so high up I can see my house from here!" - Classic
 
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