"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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Anybody besides me like cute fat chicks?

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S. Pryor

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I don't see anything wrong with it. Some of them may have big juggs and a heart of gold. I knew one personally but she was a little too **** thirsty for me. Very nice girl tho and despite her weight she was kind of good looking. She ended up with a baby so I'm glad I didn't get thrown in the mix. Show the big women some love. Vote for big women with big titties!

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"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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When I'm in a slump, horny, or feel like I need a confidence boost, I will take down a rhino in a heartbeat. They work overtime, sometimes two shifts to make their men happy. I love fat bitcvhes for that. They're self confidence is so low that they will let you pee on em in the shower and blow you for after eating at jack in the box, on the way home.
 
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Falcon25 said:
When I'm in a slump, horny, or feel like I need a confidence boost, I will take down a rhino in a heartbeat. They work overtime, sometimes two shifts to make their men happy. I love fat bitcvhes for that. They're self confidence is so low that they will let you pee on em in the shower and blow you for after eating at jack in the box, on the way home.
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hahahahaa that was great,

but what about as the poster put it, their 'heart of gold' haha. seriously though i know its cliche but every time i wake up in a hungover haze and i look over at some fat pig im like wtf have i done.
 
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I prefer thick girls to fat ones if I had to go with a bigger girl.

But it's ok to fook a fattie once in a while. I haven't in a few years because the last one got sooo sweaty in the sack. It was gross lol. They can also be very clingy.

On the upside, her p&ss felt soo warm. Must be all the insulation.
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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Mike32ct said:
On the upside, her p&ss felt soo warm. Must be all the insulation.
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:crackup:

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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Somewhere between humping a pile of bones and riding a bouncy castle is my ideal, but if the larger model floats your boat then go for it... just don't get sea sick riding those waves of fat...

Always reminds me of comedian Billy Connolly talking about having sex with a fat girl and her getting the hump because he said while riding on top of her "I am so high up I can see my house from here!" - Classic
 
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