"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Anybody besides me like cute fat chicks?

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S. Pryor

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I don't see anything wrong with it. Some of them may have big juggs and a heart of gold. I knew one personally but she was a little too **** thirsty for me. Very nice girl tho and despite her weight she was kind of good looking. She ended up with a baby so I'm glad I didn't get thrown in the mix. Show the big women some love. Vote for big women with big titties!

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"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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When I'm in a slump, horny, or feel like I need a confidence boost, I will take down a rhino in a heartbeat. They work overtime, sometimes two shifts to make their men happy. I love fat bitcvhes for that. They're self confidence is so low that they will let you pee on em in the shower and blow you for after eating at jack in the box, on the way home.
 
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Falcon25 said:
When I'm in a slump, horny, or feel like I need a confidence boost, I will take down a rhino in a heartbeat. They work overtime, sometimes two shifts to make their men happy. I love fat bitcvhes for that. They're self confidence is so low that they will let you pee on em in the shower and blow you for after eating at jack in the box, on the way home.
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hahahahaa that was great,

but what about as the poster put it, their 'heart of gold' haha. seriously though i know its cliche but every time i wake up in a hungover haze and i look over at some fat pig im like wtf have i done.
 
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I prefer thick girls to fat ones if I had to go with a bigger girl.

But it's ok to fook a fattie once in a while. I haven't in a few years because the last one got sooo sweaty in the sack. It was gross lol. They can also be very clingy.

On the upside, her p&ss felt soo warm. Must be all the insulation.
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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Mike32ct said:
On the upside, her p&ss felt soo warm. Must be all the insulation.
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:crackup:

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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Somewhere between humping a pile of bones and riding a bouncy castle is my ideal, but if the larger model floats your boat then go for it... just don't get sea sick riding those waves of fat...

Always reminds me of comedian Billy Connolly talking about having sex with a fat girl and her getting the hump because he said while riding on top of her "I am so high up I can see my house from here!" - Classic
 
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