Why "Whatever You Want" Keeps You Single

She says the movie looks dumb; you suddenly agree. She tests you with a little attitude; you apologize for nothing.

You think you're being easy to get along with. She reads something else entirely: a man with no edges. Nothing to hold on to. No friction, no tension, no reason to wonder what he really thinks.

The "22 Rules" taught me to push back — playfully, calmly, without needing her approval. Strange things happened after that.

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Anybody besides me like cute fat chicks?

S. Pryor

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I don't see anything wrong with it. Some of them may have big juggs and a heart of gold. I knew one personally but she was a little too **** thirsty for me. Very nice girl tho and despite her weight she was kind of good looking. She ended up with a baby so I'm glad I didn't get thrown in the mix. Show the big women some love. Vote for big women with big titties!

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"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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When I'm in a slump, horny, or feel like I need a confidence boost, I will take down a rhino in a heartbeat. They work overtime, sometimes two shifts to make their men happy. I love fat bitcvhes for that. They're self confidence is so low that they will let you pee on em in the shower and blow you for after eating at jack in the box, on the way home.
 

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Falcon25 said:
When I'm in a slump, horny, or feel like I need a confidence boost, I will take down a rhino in a heartbeat. They work overtime, sometimes two shifts to make their men happy. I love fat bitcvhes for that. They're self confidence is so low that they will let you pee on em in the shower and blow you for after eating at jack in the box, on the way home.
hahahahaa that was great,

but what about as the poster put it, their 'heart of gold' haha. seriously though i know its cliche but every time i wake up in a hungover haze and i look over at some fat pig im like wtf have i done.
 

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I prefer thick girls to fat ones if I had to go with a bigger girl.

But it's ok to fook a fattie once in a while. I haven't in a few years because the last one got sooo sweaty in the sack. It was gross lol. They can also be very clingy.

On the upside, her p&ss felt soo warm. Must be all the insulation.
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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Mike32ct said:
On the upside, her p&ss felt soo warm. Must be all the insulation.
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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Somewhere between humping a pile of bones and riding a bouncy castle is my ideal, but if the larger model floats your boat then go for it... just don't get sea sick riding those waves of fat...

Always reminds me of comedian Billy Connolly talking about having sex with a fat girl and her getting the hump because he said while riding on top of her "I am so high up I can see my house from here!" - Classic
 
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