"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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Any way to stop the jokes

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Okay let me get one thing straight. I'm not lame and I have alot of friends. But see guys has been randomly joking for not reason. I have a pretty big head and some big eyes. Now I like my eyes and my head but these jokes are outta control when to the point were it makes no sense.

Okay so one day I was walking in the hallway minding my own business when a group of guys who I don't even know says " BIG A** HEAD". Note that I don't even talk to these guys. Then I was in my class on Friday and this guy walk by and says "U GOT SOME BIG EYES" and my female friend said don't worry u have some pretty eyes. I apreaitatied (can't spell that) the compliement but I knew she was just being nice. I don't usually get joke on. I'm hardly ever the target in a joke session and I'm never really involed in them. I'm usually the guy in the circle who watches them and laughs. But the thing is things yelling out random jokes about me are annoying. Even my friend yells "HEAD'NATER down the hallway. This don't bother me but in a way I hate when it happens cuz it makes me look weak when I don't say anything back. I usually smile and say "nice one but I've better" but idk if thats ALPHA enough. Just think if I'm out on a date or with my friends and some guy walks by and says "U GOT A BIG A** HEAD" and I don't say anything back cuz I can't think of a witty comeback. Basically I help to create comebacks that some that the joke doesn't bother me and a joke that would me look alpha.

Can anybody think of comebacks to jokes like

Joker 1: YOU GOT A BIG HEAD
Joker 2:U GOT SOME HUGE EYES

I know this thread may seem silly but I really need some help on this. Thanks
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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Sorry about the double thread post. Don't post anything on this thread. Post on the other one.
 
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plastic surgery. haha.

just ignore him, hes probably just a douchebag and no one listens to him. i knew this one kid who would always say "faggot" to me. no one really likes him.
 
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rkc09 said:
Can anybody think of comebacks to jokes like

Joker 1: YOU GOT A BIG HEAD
Joker 2:U GOT SOME HUGE EYES

I know this thread may seem silly but I really need some help on this. Thanks
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A. *PunchInTheFace*
B. You think these are big? You should have seen your moms eyes when she saw my ****.
 
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plastic surgery. haha.

just ignore him, hes probably just a douchebag and no one listens to him. i knew this one kid who would always say "faggot" to me. no one really likes him.
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lol, plastic surgery? haha very funny zubs. THanks for the advice guys. BTW IN Motion, B is a pretty funny comeback but I'm not the type that talks about others mom.

BTW, post on the other thread with the same name. ( I made two by mistake)
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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You honestly shouldn't care about these idiots comments if your fine with it yourself. I doubt its really that bad if your ok with it. And i 2nd the props to IN motion
 
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