Okay let me get one thing straight. I'm not lame and I have alot of friends. But see guys has been randomly joking for not reason. I have a pretty big head and some big eyes. Now I like my eyes and my head but these jokes are outta control when to the point were it makes no sense.
Okay so one day I was walking in the hallway minding my own business when a group of guys who I don't even know says " BIG A** HEAD". Note that I don't even talk to these guys. Then I was in my class on Friday and this guy walk by and says "U GOT SOME BIG EYES" and my female friend said don't worry u have some pretty eyes. I apreaitatied (can't spell that) the compliement but I knew she was just being nice. I don't usually get joke on. I'm hardly ever the target in a joke session and I'm never really involed in them. I'm usually the guy in the circle who watches them and laughs. But the thing is things yelling out random jokes about me are annoying. Even my friend yells "HEAD'NATER down the hallway. This don't bother me but in a way I hate when it happens cuz it makes me look weak when I don't say anything back. I usually smile and say "nice one but I've better" but idk if thats ALPHA enough. Just think if I'm out on a date or with my friends and some guy walks by and says "U GOT A BIG A** HEAD" and I don't say anything back cuz I can't think of a witty comeback. Basically I help to create comebacks that some that the joke doesn't bother me and a joke that would me look alpha.
Can anybody think of comebacks to jokes like
Joker 1: YOU GOT A BIG HEAD
Joker 2:U GOT SOME HUGE EYES
I know this thread may seem silly but I really need some help on this. Thanks
Okay so one day I was walking in the hallway minding my own business when a group of guys who I don't even know says " BIG A** HEAD". Note that I don't even talk to these guys. Then I was in my class on Friday and this guy walk by and says "U GOT SOME BIG EYES" and my female friend said don't worry u have some pretty eyes. I apreaitatied (can't spell that) the compliement but I knew she was just being nice. I don't usually get joke on. I'm hardly ever the target in a joke session and I'm never really involed in them. I'm usually the guy in the circle who watches them and laughs. But the thing is things yelling out random jokes about me are annoying. Even my friend yells "HEAD'NATER down the hallway. This don't bother me but in a way I hate when it happens cuz it makes me look weak when I don't say anything back. I usually smile and say "nice one but I've better" but idk if thats ALPHA enough. Just think if I'm out on a date or with my friends and some guy walks by and says "U GOT A BIG A** HEAD" and I don't say anything back cuz I can't think of a witty comeback. Basically I help to create comebacks that some that the joke doesn't bother me and a joke that would me look alpha.
Can anybody think of comebacks to jokes like
Joker 1: YOU GOT A BIG HEAD
Joker 2:U GOT SOME HUGE EYES
I know this thread may seem silly but I really need some help on this. Thanks