"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Okay let me get one thing straight. I'm not lame and I have alot of friends. But see guys has been randomly joking for not reason. I have a pretty big head and some big eyes. Now I like my eyes and my head but these jokes are outta control when to the point were it makes no sense.

Okay so one day I was walking in the hallway minding my own business when a group of guys who I don't even know says " BIG A** HEAD". Note that I don't even talk to these guys. Then I was in my class on Friday and this guy walk by and says "U GOT SOME BIG EYES" and my female friend said don't worry u have some pretty eyes. I apreaitatied (can't spell that) the compliement but I knew she was just being nice. I don't usually get joke on. I'm hardly ever the target in a joke session and I'm never really involed in them. I'm usually the guy in the circle who watches them and laughs. But the thing is things yelling out random jokes about me are annoying. Even my friend yells "HEAD'NATER down the hallway. This don't bother me but in a way I hate when it happens cuz it makes me look weak when I don't say anything back. I usually smile and say "nice one but I've better" but idk if thats ALPHA enough. Just think if I'm out on a date or with my friends and some guy walks by and says "U GOT A BIG A** HEAD" and I don't say anything back cuz I can't think of a witty comeback. Basically I help to create comebacks that some that the joke doesn't bother me and a joke that would me look alpha.

Can anybody think of comebacks to jokes like

Joker 1: YOU GOT A BIG HEAD
Joker 2:U GOT SOME HUGE EYES

I know this thread may seem silly but I really need some help on this. Thanks
 

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I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

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Sorry about the double thread post. Don't post anything on this thread. Post on the other one.
 
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plastic surgery. haha.

just ignore him, hes probably just a douchebag and no one listens to him. i knew this one kid who would always say "faggot" to me. no one really likes him.
 
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rkc09 said:
Can anybody think of comebacks to jokes like

Joker 1: YOU GOT A BIG HEAD
Joker 2:U GOT SOME HUGE EYES

I know this thread may seem silly but I really need some help on this. Thanks
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A. *PunchInTheFace*
B. You think these are big? You should have seen your moms eyes when she saw my ****.
 
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plastic surgery. haha.

just ignore him, hes probably just a douchebag and no one listens to him. i knew this one kid who would always say "faggot" to me. no one really likes him.
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lol, plastic surgery? haha very funny zubs. THanks for the advice guys. BTW IN Motion, B is a pretty funny comeback but I'm not the type that talks about others mom.

BTW, post on the other thread with the same name. ( I made two by mistake)
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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You honestly shouldn't care about these idiots comments if your fine with it yourself. I doubt its really that bad if your ok with it. And i 2nd the props to IN motion
 
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