"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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arcilitei34

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Ok, yesterday me and my Gf were making out quite a bit because she just got back from vacation, i was sitting in a chair and she was sitting in my lap, and we were making out, right then and there i got a huge erection and it was painful, because she was basically crushing it(she probably felt it poking her ass too not that it makes a differance i dont think) is this normal? Should i tell her that she's crushing my nuts or something next time? it seems that everytime she's on top she either knee's me in the nuts, or hurts me in that area.

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"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Jerky Boi

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Haha, man just tell her unless you want to have some kind of an operation in the future because you're having problems with your nuts. Make it suttle. I'm sure she'd tell you if you were hurting her the same way.
 
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If you don't want to tell her outright for whatever reason, just gently "reposition" her yourself.
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Guitarfreakelite

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lol... dude.. it all comes down 2 u

wich do u preper ..your nuts crushed... or some action?
action come and go, your nuts you need to keep.. ya know?
 
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