Why "Whatever You Want" Keeps You Single

She says the movie looks dumb; you suddenly agree. She tests you with a little attitude; you apologize for nothing.

You think you're being easy to get along with. She reads something else entirely: a man with no edges. Nothing to hold on to. No friction, no tension, no reason to wonder what he really thinks.

The "22 Rules" taught me to push back — playfully, calmly, without needing her approval. Strange things happened after that.

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Any Jaguar Car Drivers?

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None of that is true - and I know, I've driven a Jaguar for many years, and a Mercedes before that.

Jaguar got a bad reputation when British Leyland took them over in the 1970s. Things have changed greatly over time though and most of the running gear isn't company specific nowadays either.

The gear box is the same one as goes in equivalent Mercedes, the engine is basically Ford. So they're as reliable as most other cars - apart from Japanese stuff which is more reliable than any European car.
Well perhaps reliability wise...it says they are average reliability in the latest rankings, but maintenance wise they are definitely more expensive.

Just because you lucked out and got one that may not have many issues doesn't mean others are as lucky.

"Compared to other luxury vehicles, Jaguars are relatively expensive to keep in top working condition. According to Repairpal, your Jaguar will cost you around $1,300 per year in upkeep and an average of $17,636 during the first ten years of service."
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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Well perhaps reliability wise...it says they are average reliability in the latest rankings, but maintenance wise they are definitely more expensive.

Just because you lucked out and got one that may not have many issues doesn't mean others are as lucky.

"Compared to other luxury vehicles, Jaguars are relatively expensive to keep in top working condition. According to Repairpal, your Jaguar will cost you around $1,300 per year in upkeep and an average of $17,636 during the first ten years of service."
Well, yeah, so no more or less relaible than most. As I said.

Repair and maintenance I've not found particularly expensive TBH, but I've got a good independent specialist nearby. I'm in the UK though and I accept costs might be higher in the US or elsewhere as Jaguars are less commonplace there.
 

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Rarely go to the dealership. There's a reason why dealerships are considered stealerships, and the car salesman is considered one of the lowest trustworthy jobs in the workforce.

How do you know a car dealer's salesman is lying? Their lips are moving.

Last truck I bought was in 2014 and it's maintained well by a local and seasoned mechanic. Never lease; always purchase for cash or 0.00% (yes, they are still around). If you have your own company, then you can completely write the vehicle off. I believe it has to be over 6000 lbs and some other requirements. It's been a while since I've done so, so some of the rules may have changed. Here's a link to the IRS's web site if anyone is interested.

Topic no. 510, Business use of car | Internal Revenue Service (irs.gov)
 

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Well, yeah, so no more or less relaible than most. As I said.

Repair and maintenance I've not found particularly expensive TBH, but I've got a good independent specialist nearby. I'm in the UK though and I accept costs might be higher in the US or elsewhere as Jaguars are less commonplace there.
Well...it was rated 29th out of 32 brands so that isn't exactly true...it received a 2.5/5.0 for reliability score, which still ranks as average, based on is being at the 50% line but 28 other brands were more reliable and only 3 were worse.

Also the repair costs are more than double the average cost for car repairs in a year, so that is an issue as well.

Maybe it's different in the UK but I know for a fact Jaguars are more expensive to work on in the US.

However...the song "Knights of the Jaguar" was a closely guarded White Label secret of mine in the clubs for a few years so at least there is that ..

 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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You want reliabilty, buy a Toyota or a Honda. You want a bit of English style, get a Jag. You want neither, buy a BMW.
 

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You want reliabilty, buy a Toyota or a Honda. You want a bit of English style, get a Jag. You want neither, buy a BMW.
So pay a lot of money for cars that break down a lot and are expensive to fix?

No thanks. Amazing how this is a "badge of honor" with cars but in anything else they would be out of business. Imagine if that was the case with your wireless internet or phone service.
 

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So pay a lot of money for cars that break down a lot and are expensive to fix?

No thanks. Amazing how this is a "badge of honor" with cars but in anything else they would be out of business. Imagine if that was the case with your wireless internet or phone service.
They don't break down a lot. No car does nowadays comapred to the 1970s and 1980s. Mine's never broken down and I've had it nearly 10 years now. My Mercedes did though, that's why I got rid of it.

Either way, if reliability is your only criteria you need a Japanese car. In fact, they're all that woud exist according to that logic.

ps. My internet has failed maybe 3 or 4 times in the last year actually. My car hasn't - and it's a Jaguar.
 

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They don't break down a lot. No car does nowadays comapred to the 1970s and 1980s. Mine's never broken down and I've had it nearly 10 years now. My Mercedes did though, that's why I got rid of it.

Either way, if reliability is your only criteria you need a Japanese car. In fact, they're all that woud exist according to that logic.

ps. My internet has failed maybe 3 or 4 times in the last year actually. My car hasn't - and it's a Jaguar.
The Mazda is actually a very reliable car and I'm sure it's Japanese.
 

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The Mazda is actually a very reliable car and I'm sure it's Japanese.
Yep. Mazda, Honda, Toyota, Lexus all Japanese, all very reliable, all leave me cold. But you need to buy one of those if reliability is your no. 1 priority.
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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lol, jerk!

My 2011 335i has given me no problems at all, but I hear the turbo starts to go out at 80k miles
Hi Chowda,
Nice Motor and such low mileage!...Suggests to me a careful previous owner...Gold for you!...May I suggest you insist on Synthetic or Semi Synthetic Oils,if the seals aren't leaking,reduces wear...Also change the Oil filter every Oil Change.
 

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lol, jerk!

My 2011 335i has given me no problems at all, but I hear the turbo starts to go out at 80k miles
Don't be cheeky and don't call me a jerk. Thank you.

Leaving that aside, the twin turbos on my Jaguar are still going strong at 135,000 miles.
 

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These cars look good, but I hear they are incredibly unreliable & cost a fortune in repairs & parts.
I paid 18 grand for a 16 plate BMW.

It had'nt been serviced for a couple years, so my dad told me to ask Dealer to service it before i drove it away. Dealer cam back and told me that had found a 'problem' while doing service.

Heard nothing for a week, so went in and asked for my money back.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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I’d rather drive a Cougar…

it was there, had to do it
 
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