"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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Any idea's for a reply to this message? v.Iwannabangher

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So I got 'SpySpace' and this girl checked me out who lives near me.

In her profile it says something about her liking Earl Grey. So I messaged her:

"Lapsang Souchong > Earl Grey"

She replied:

"Gasp! Are you challenging me to a tea duel young man?"

I replied:

"You'd better put the kettle on..."

She replied:

"Let's call it a draw, I'll make you a Lapsang Souchong, you make me an Earl Grey and we'll agree to disagree?"

This chick is a really switched on intelligent girl who's into the arts etc...but she's hot...and I would like to bang her.

I'll post pics in return for a smart reply that will set something up, but preferably using ****y and funny!

Thanks!
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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SpySpace? hah....never knew about that. Installling......NOW. crap..its down for a few days it says...
 
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Yea it's pretty cool. Registration went down a few days ago, came back up...and now it's back down I see. I swapped an OiNK invite for a SpySpace invite ;)

Anyway, what about that reply...:up:
 
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try something like

"i'd rather you agree to a date this weekend. bring your tea!"

then u can set it up in the messages to follow.
 
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"A draw? How bitter, let's steep together instead"
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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Let me give you more of an idea of the type of girl she is...

"I'm an old fashioned little lady that goes by the name of Joby. I chain-smoke cigars, swear like a sailor and drink Earl Grey like it's going out of fashion. I wear my heart on my sleeve and say what I think without thinking before I say it. My favourite actors, singers and footballers are all dead, and for that reason I will probably be the first person to successfully invent a time machine. When If I grow up I want to join the circus or be a sleazy blues singer, but for now I'm happy to waste my time studying Literature and daydreaming about dancing the Argentine Tango with Rudolph Valentino."

Bearing this in mind, I don't want to be too full on so:

"A draw? How bitter, let's sleep together instead"

...is out of the question.

So, something witty? Something C+F?...and something a bit more subtle for now.
 
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I said steep you creep!

"I'll take you up on the tea party" Than throw in something personal about yourself, and throw in where you would like to meet her.
 
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Wow...this girl sounds very...cool. Intelligent, witty, and mature.

Getter man.

Oh, and post pics.
 
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A draw? How bitter, let's steep together instead
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Sorry man, thought it was a typo...:eek: I get it now...:D

Ok pics...




These are great replies, keep 'em coming !
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Not bad at all. She looks like some kinda japanese kimono wearing daughter of a samurai lord...becareful of ninjas on your date.

:crackup:
 
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Yea lol...I will. :woo:
 
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