"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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So I got 'SpySpace' and this girl checked me out who lives near me.

In her profile it says something about her liking Earl Grey. So I messaged her:

"Lapsang Souchong > Earl Grey"

She replied:

"Gasp! Are you challenging me to a tea duel young man?"

I replied:

"You'd better put the kettle on..."

She replied:

"Let's call it a draw, I'll make you a Lapsang Souchong, you make me an Earl Grey and we'll agree to disagree?"

This chick is a really switched on intelligent girl who's into the arts etc...but she's hot...and I would like to bang her.

I'll post pics in return for a smart reply that will set something up, but preferably using ****y and funny!

Thanks!
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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SpySpace? hah....never knew about that. Installling......NOW. crap..its down for a few days it says...
 
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Yea it's pretty cool. Registration went down a few days ago, came back up...and now it's back down I see. I swapped an OiNK invite for a SpySpace invite ;)

Anyway, what about that reply...:up:
 
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try something like

"i'd rather you agree to a date this weekend. bring your tea!"

then u can set it up in the messages to follow.
 
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"A draw? How bitter, let's steep together instead"
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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Let me give you more of an idea of the type of girl she is...

"I'm an old fashioned little lady that goes by the name of Joby. I chain-smoke cigars, swear like a sailor and drink Earl Grey like it's going out of fashion. I wear my heart on my sleeve and say what I think without thinking before I say it. My favourite actors, singers and footballers are all dead, and for that reason I will probably be the first person to successfully invent a time machine. When If I grow up I want to join the circus or be a sleazy blues singer, but for now I'm happy to waste my time studying Literature and daydreaming about dancing the Argentine Tango with Rudolph Valentino."

Bearing this in mind, I don't want to be too full on so:

"A draw? How bitter, let's sleep together instead"

...is out of the question.

So, something witty? Something C+F?...and something a bit more subtle for now.
 
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I said steep you creep!

"I'll take you up on the tea party" Than throw in something personal about yourself, and throw in where you would like to meet her.
 
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Wow...this girl sounds very...cool. Intelligent, witty, and mature.

Getter man.

Oh, and post pics.
 
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A draw? How bitter, let's steep together instead
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Sorry man, thought it was a typo...:eek: I get it now...:D

Ok pics...




These are great replies, keep 'em coming !
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Not bad at all. She looks like some kinda japanese kimono wearing daughter of a samurai lord...becareful of ninjas on your date.

:crackup:
 
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Yea lol...I will. :woo:
 
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