Why "Whatever You Want" Keeps You Single

She says the movie looks dumb; you suddenly agree. She tests you with a little attitude; you apologize for nothing.

You think you're being easy to get along with. She reads something else entirely: a man with no edges. Nothing to hold on to. No friction, no tension, no reason to wonder what he really thinks.

The "22 Rules" taught me to push back — playfully, calmly, without needing her approval. Strange things happened after that.

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So I got 'SpySpace' and this girl checked me out who lives near me.

In her profile it says something about her liking Earl Grey. So I messaged her:

"Lapsang Souchong > Earl Grey"

She replied:

"Gasp! Are you challenging me to a tea duel young man?"

I replied:

"You'd better put the kettle on..."

She replied:

"Let's call it a draw, I'll make you a Lapsang Souchong, you make me an Earl Grey and we'll agree to disagree?"

This chick is a really switched on intelligent girl who's into the arts etc...but she's hot...and I would like to bang her.

I'll post pics in return for a smart reply that will set something up, but preferably using ****y and funny!

Thanks!
 

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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SpySpace? hah....never knew about that. Installling......NOW. crap..its down for a few days it says...
 
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Yea it's pretty cool. Registration went down a few days ago, came back up...and now it's back down I see. I swapped an OiNK invite for a SpySpace invite ;)

Anyway, what about that reply...:up:
 
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try something like

"i'd rather you agree to a date this weekend. bring your tea!"

then u can set it up in the messages to follow.
 
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"A draw? How bitter, let's steep together instead"
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Let me give you more of an idea of the type of girl she is...

"I'm an old fashioned little lady that goes by the name of Joby. I chain-smoke cigars, swear like a sailor and drink Earl Grey like it's going out of fashion. I wear my heart on my sleeve and say what I think without thinking before I say it. My favourite actors, singers and footballers are all dead, and for that reason I will probably be the first person to successfully invent a time machine. When If I grow up I want to join the circus or be a sleazy blues singer, but for now I'm happy to waste my time studying Literature and daydreaming about dancing the Argentine Tango with Rudolph Valentino."

Bearing this in mind, I don't want to be too full on so:

"A draw? How bitter, let's sleep together instead"

...is out of the question.

So, something witty? Something C+F?...and something a bit more subtle for now.
 
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I said steep you creep!

"I'll take you up on the tea party" Than throw in something personal about yourself, and throw in where you would like to meet her.
 
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Wow...this girl sounds very...cool. Intelligent, witty, and mature.

Getter man.

Oh, and post pics.
 
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A draw? How bitter, let's steep together instead
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Sorry man, thought it was a typo...:eek: I get it now...:D

Ok pics...




These are great replies, keep 'em coming !
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Not bad at all. She looks like some kinda japanese kimono wearing daughter of a samurai lord...becareful of ninjas on your date.

:crackup:
 
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Yea lol...I will. :woo:
 
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