Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Roger that captian... I've seen this put down sooo may times. If you want to attract a chic with a ride be a man and buy a motorcycleOriginally posted by Lost In Translation
this topic has been up before ...
Ha! I knew there was a reason why chics dig guys with harleys way more then my street ride friends!:crackup:Originally posted by Lost In Translation
no lol
it's the bike
bike = LARGE VIBRATING ENGINE BETWEEN WOMANS LEGS
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
Some new high performance hybrids are about to hit the market real soon. Toyota's testing their new Lexus LS600, which is a V8 hybrid. Basically, V12 power with V6 gas mileage.Originally posted by Lost In Translation
petrol / gas is so expensive
soon we will all be driving little cars with small engines because oil prices are getting out of control
Lost In Translation
**AUSTRALIAN STREET PIMP**
As long as your car is nice and clean, chicks will dig it. A really cool car will get initial attention, but I doubt they would pick a guy with a bmw over a honda for that reason alone. (bmw is sweet though).
Originally posted by MetalFortress
And if you even CONSIDER buying a BMW with an automatic transmission (aside from a 7 series), then you're just a small ****ed fool.
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.