"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Any (Active) Army, Airforce, Navy personal, have any advice for me on the Military?

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Hi all, I'm unsure which forum I should be posting this in.

I'm interested in joining a military branch, for active duty or reserves.
About 7 Years ago, I broke my Femur bone (Compound Fracture) and I had a steel pin inserted in the bone of my left femur itself after surgery. I'm fully functional, no health problems at all.

My question to you is, would a pin in my femur hinder me from joining the Military ? I could definitely pass the ASVAB, just this damn Pin seems to be holding me back from taking City, State or Federal Law-Enforcement jobs. I'd really like to join the Military over Law enforcement, even with the risk factors of coming back Limbless, or wind up dead period.

I'd appreciate the advice, thanks in advance.
- ReTiCuLe
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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I wouldn't worry about femur thing as to me it seems you'd most likely fail the aptitude test! What on earth has your post got to do with "Discuss meeting, dating, and attracting women with others"????
 

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Fvck off back to the high school forum! Numptie!
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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ReTiCuLeX said:
Hi all, I'm unsure which forum I should be posting this in.

I'm interested in joining a military branch, for active duty or reserves.
About 7 Years ago, I broke my Femur bone (Compound Fracture) and I had a steel pin inserted in the bone of my left femur itself after surgery. I'm fully functional, no health problems at all.

My question to you is, would a pin in my femur hinder me from joining the Military ? I could definitely pass the ASVAB, just this damn Pin seems to be holding me back from taking City, State or Federal Law-Enforcement jobs. I'd really like to join the Military over Law enforcement, even with the risk factors of coming back Limbless, or wind up dead period.

I'd appreciate the advice, thanks in advance.
- ReTiCuLe
Let's assume it hinders you...well, then there is nothing you can do about it.

Now...let's assume it does not hinders you.

My point is...you will go through a medical examination anyhow and they will determine if you are medically capable.

Note: The main "risk" factor would be getting CONSIDERABLY underpaid for the amount of work you are doing...as I have seen many enlisted men with Food Stamps and WIC.
 

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I've been in the canadian reserves for 4.5 years now, although it is not quite like the american military reserves (ie. we don't have to go overseas if we choose not to, but i have had a few friends that just come back from afghanistan). I'd think other than that, the reserve life is probably the same.

it's too bad you guy's cant "try it out" before joining the regular force.

anyways. I cant answer your question, but i'd tell you what i'd do: get it checked out through whatever you guys do down there. the military doctor or whatever. the medical examination. if you pass that,then you're good to go. if not then there's not much you can do about it right?
 

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Thanks for all the tips and helpful information guys. I will go to a recruiter sometime next week, seeing if I can visit an Army doctor.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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