"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Julian

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Yo im crazy so i am down almost anything.

But i wouldnt lick a girls a$$hole unless she had just showered, and even then it would have to be one good looking a$$hole!
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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ohiofutballa

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I bet if some of you guys all sat down and told stories, all of us would laugh so hard we would end up pissing our pants.....and i bet some of you would like that:rolleyes:
 

GlutusMaximus86

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Originally posted by *29*
Because it comes out from the PENIS and or VAGINA .

Society has deemed penies unacceptable and often make fun of it.

Some masculine society we have.

Penises should be awed by all and disrespected by none.
LOL you make it sound like that whenever a guy get's a boner in public everyone around him should bow down before its greatness.
 

penkitten

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anal sex is gross?
since when?
who the heck didnt wash their a$$ for you to feel this way?
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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Giovanni Casanova

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Originally posted by penkitten
anal sex is gross?
since when?
who the heck didnt wash their a$$ for you to feel this way?
Prison, boy scouts, and the catholic church can give you that kind of attitude.

Others of us know better though...

:D
 

Black Panther®

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Well since everybody's telling their wills and whatnot.

Let me say that i have licked.ate out my girls p and butthole before.

It doesnt taste bad whatsoever and it didnt smell neither, she actually really liked it.

I dont know may be is cause ima an ass man rather than face but when im having sex with a shorty with a fat ass im just tempted to lick their butthole and to eat their p with her standing doggystyle so that both chicks can be rubbing all over my face, i also like to lick both chicks and suck on them.
 
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