"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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Julian

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Yo im crazy so i am down almost anything.

But i wouldnt lick a girls a$$hole unless she had just showered, and even then it would have to be one good looking a$$hole!
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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ohiofutballa

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I bet if some of you guys all sat down and told stories, all of us would laugh so hard we would end up pissing our pants.....and i bet some of you would like that:rolleyes:
 

GlutusMaximus86

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Originally posted by *29*
Because it comes out from the PENIS and or VAGINA .

Society has deemed penies unacceptable and often make fun of it.

Some masculine society we have.

Penises should be awed by all and disrespected by none.
LOL you make it sound like that whenever a guy get's a boner in public everyone around him should bow down before its greatness.
 

penkitten

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anal sex is gross?
since when?
who the heck didnt wash their a$$ for you to feel this way?
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Giovanni Casanova

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Originally posted by penkitten
anal sex is gross?
since when?
who the heck didnt wash their a$$ for you to feel this way?
Prison, boy scouts, and the catholic church can give you that kind of attitude.

Others of us know better though...

:D
 

Black Panther®

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Well since everybody's telling their wills and whatnot.

Let me say that i have licked.ate out my girls p and butthole before.

It doesnt taste bad whatsoever and it didnt smell neither, she actually really liked it.

I dont know may be is cause ima an ass man rather than face but when im having sex with a shorty with a fat ass im just tempted to lick their butthole and to eat their p with her standing doggystyle so that both chicks can be rubbing all over my face, i also like to lick both chicks and suck on them.
 
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