"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
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"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
Alpine
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GlutusMaximus86
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LOL you make it sound like that whenever a guy get's a boner in public everyone around him should bow down before its greatness.
penkitten
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since when?
who the heck didnt wash their a$$ for you to feel this way?
"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
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Prison, boy scouts, and the catholic church can give you that kind of attitude.
Others of us know better though...
Black Panther®
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Let me say that i have licked.ate out my girls p and butthole before.
It doesnt taste bad whatsoever and it didnt smell neither, she actually really liked it.
I dont know may be is cause ima an ass man rather than face but when im having sex with a shorty with a fat ass im just tempted to lick their butthole and to eat their p with her standing doggystyle so that both chicks can be rubbing all over my face, i also like to lick both chicks and suck on them.