"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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Answers to questions those annoying questions

Thraxeh

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does anyone know any witty answers, or good answers to

say the chick is named sarah
"hey thraxeh do u like sarah" or " hey thraxeh, sarah likes you" - while sarah is right there next to her

what answers could u give if u like her, or if u dont ? i've been stuck in this situation twice, can any one give any good pionters to this situation.
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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RawkinKaoticStyle

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well its only natural for her to like me

tell sara she might get lucky if she stops acting like a *****

i dunno dude , try answering as if sara isnt there, but obviously shes there, it kinda makes it seem ****y but funny because she knows you know shes there..

unless your a blind foo
 

Microphone Fiend

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1)(Stop what you're doing and look Sarah in the eyes)

2) How could anyone not like Sarah with her <insert thing you were teasing her about earlier>

this isn't really a C&F situation, and the rule of thumb is you ease up on C&F when the person is trying to gain rapport so maybe no jokes here is a good thing.
 

kevbo

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of course she likes me, I'm sexy!
 

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NO MATTER WHAT... if ANYONE asks you if you like (insert girl's name here), you simply say: "She's cool..."

You never want to let off like you like the girl, but you obviously can't say no if you do since that might kill it. Those two words will keep her in suspense.

NOTE: anyone asking such questions will tell the girl your response immediately.

And if they say the girl likes you, say "most girls do".
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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Microphone Fiend

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Originally posted by This Times For Real
Lol. Or not. This isnt a movie.
Yea, 14 year olds usually are content with you showing them your "Fairy Odd Parents" lunchbox.
 
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Originally posted by This Times For Real
Lol that was pretty funny. except that your saying nickeldodian is for teens, and with that teen at the end of your age you pretty much are in the same category as me.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Vincent

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Originally posted by kevbo
of course she likes me, I'm sexy!
Lol i love it!

Would work in both situations.
 

Heizen

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"Well, I try" *give her a look*

That may be too straight forward, in that case go for the "Of course I am dead sexy" comment.

*NOTE* The second comment will ONLY work if you are confident in it and act ****y when you say it, then smile. Otherwise it will just be akward.
 

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I've found the only way out of that situation is simply suicide. Just hang yourself or cut your wrists. Or even better, take a poison that acts in exactly two minutes. Begin giving a speech on something you feel strongly about. Let your passion mount, gorw louder and louder. Speak with a fury and slam your fists on the table, and at the very end of your two minute speech, scream "If these words are the truth, may God strike me dead!!"

And he will.

And I promise, people will pay more attention to you after that.
 

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Originally posted by UltimateScoundrel
I've found the only way out of that situation is simply suicide. Just hang yourself or cut your wrists. Or even better, take a poison that acts in exactly two minutes. Begin giving a speech on something you feel strongly about. Let your passion mount, gorw louder and louder. Speak with a fury and slam your fists on the table, and at the very end of your two minute speech, scream "If these words are the truth, may God strike me dead!!"

And he will.

And I promise, people will pay more attention to you after that.
Peace out.

Anyways, I won't flame you Thraxeh, since I've seen you over at OCAU, but...

Read the bible. Weapons Of Mass Seduction is particularly good. :)
 

“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”

Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.

Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers.  Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.

I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.

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