Answers to questions those annoying questions

[Thraxeh]

does anyone know any witty answers, or good answers to

say the chick is named sarah
"hey thraxeh do u like sarah" or " hey thraxeh, sarah likes you" - while sarah is right there next to her

what answers could u give if u like her, or if u dont ? i've been stuck in this situation twice, can any one give any good pionters to this situation.

 

[RawkinKaoticStyle]

well its only natural for her to like me

tell sara she might get lucky if she stops acting like a *****

i dunno dude , try answering as if sara isnt there, but obviously shes there, it kinda makes it seem ****y but funny because she knows you know shes there..

unless your a blind foo

 

[Microphone Fiend]

1)(Stop what you're doing and look Sarah in the eyes)

2) How could anyone not like Sarah with her <insert thing you were teasing her about earlier>

this isn't really a C&F situation, and the rule of thumb is you ease up on C&F when the person is trying to gain rapport so maybe no jokes here is a good thing.

 

[kevbo]

of course she likes me, I'm sexy!

 

[Glimpseone]

NO MATTER WHAT... if ANYONE asks you if you like (insert girl's name here), you simply say: "She's cool..."

You never want to let off like you like the girl, but you obviously can't say no if you do since that might kill it. Those two words will keep her in suspense.

NOTE: anyone asking such questions will tell the girl your response immediately.

And if they say the girl likes you, say "most girls do".

 

[This Times For Real]

Originally posted by Microphone Fiend
1)(Stop what you're doing and look Sarah in the eyes)

Lol. Or not. This isnt a movie.

 

[Microphone Fiend]

Originally posted by This Times For Real
Lol. Or not. This isnt a movie.

Yea, 14 year olds usually are content with you showing them your "Fairy Odd Parents" lunchbox.

 

[This Times For Real]

oops

 

[This Times For Real]

Originally posted by This Times For Real
Lol that was pretty funny. except that your saying nickeldodian is for teens, and with that teen at the end of your age you pretty much are in the same category as me.

 

[Capt.Jack Sparrow]

Originally posted by Microphone Fiend
Yea, 14 year olds usually are content with you showing them your "Fairy Odd Parents" lunchbox.

LMFAO BUUURN

 

[This Times For Real]

lol hey guys guess what? I just made myself look real stupid

 

[Vincent]

Originally posted by kevbo
of course she likes me, I'm sexy!

Lol i love it!

Would work in both situations.

 

[Heizen]

"Well, I try" *give her a look*

That may be too straight forward, in that case go for the "Of course I am dead sexy" comment.

*NOTE* The second comment will ONLY work if you are confident in it and act ****y when you say it, then smile. Otherwise it will just be akward.

 

[UltimateScoundrel]

I've found the only way out of that situation is simply suicide. Just hang yourself or cut your wrists. Or even better, take a poison that acts in exactly two minutes. Begin giving a speech on something you feel strongly about. Let your passion mount, gorw louder and louder. Speak with a fury and slam your fists on the table, and at the very end of your two minute speech, scream "If these words are the truth, may God strike me dead!!"

And he will.

And I promise, people will pay more attention to you after that.

 

[Evil-Rom]

Originally posted by UltimateScoundrel
I've found the only way out of that situation is simply suicide. Just hang yourself or cut your wrists. Or even better, take a poison that acts in exactly two minutes. Begin giving a speech on something you feel strongly about. Let your passion mount, gorw louder and louder. Speak with a fury and slam your fists on the table, and at the very end of your two minute speech, scream "If these words are the truth, may God strike me dead!!"

And he will.

And I promise, people will pay more attention to you after that.

Peace out.

Anyways, I won't flame you Thraxeh, since I've seen you over at OCAU, but...

Read the bible. Weapons Of Mass Seduction is particularly good.