"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
Another Tuna Cvnt Experiment On Men
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"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
AttackFormation
Master Don Juan
Why don't we just castrate all men at birth and then send them all to indoctrination camps growing up? then they can have the world they want. Men who are asexual, behave in a neutered androgynous way but have still grown up becoming good little beta boys ready to take their places in the hamster wheel.
logicallefty
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This is the second one of these I have heard about in the past week. Someone else here posted the first one which was from New York.
Just wait guys, mark my word, there are going to be more of these and the envelope will be pushed. Look for the two legged tunas doing them to start wearing less and less and eventually we may even see some completely nude.
If a man did this same thing, acted all drunk and dumb and then asked a woman for help, he would be arrested. That's the part that gets me the most.
Just wait guys, mark my word, there are going to be more of these and the envelope will be pushed. Look for the two legged tunas doing them to start wearing less and less and eventually we may even see some completely nude.
If a man did this same thing, acted all drunk and dumb and then asked a woman for help, he would be arrested. That's the part that gets me the most.
AttackFormation
Master Don Juan
The things women can rationalize are just amazing. You have to give them credit for being able to say these things with a straight face.LMFAO said:
"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"
I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.
The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.
Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.
taiyuu_otoko
Master Don Juan
There's a WIDE open opportunity here to create all kinds of viral vids like this. Dress up in a clown costume (or a banana suit), have the guy wearing the secret video backpack have a sign that says "throw something at the clown and win $10" then the video would show a bunch of random people throwing stuff at the clown, and you could collect a bunch of money to create an anti-clown harassing campaign or something.
Special EDy
Don Juan
Ask and you shall receivetaiyuu_otoko said:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7DCDYSJwwE4
Princess Leia - Star Wars Spoof
taiyuu_otoko
Master Don Juan
God bless the internets.Special EDy said:
http://m.laweekly.com/informer/2014/11/12/drunk-girl-video-was-a-big-fat-set-up
Hopefully it spreads that this "experiment" was bullcrap. Shame people are being fooled by these wannabe sociologists.
Hopefully it spreads that this "experiment" was bullcrap. Shame people are being fooled by these wannabe sociologists.
"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"
When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.
Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.
Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.
The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.
zekko
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This is one of my biggest pet peeves: The idea that a woman is absolved of all responsibility once she takes a drink. She knows what happens when she drinks, it is her decision to drink. The girl in the video was not falling down, or sick, or losing consciousness. She was giddy and friendly. Of course guys are going to hit on her. That's why a lot of people drink - as a social lubricant.
If a guy gets drunk he's a piece of garbage. But if a woman gets drunk she is an innocent that needs protecting. Utter nonsense. If she was such an innocent she wouldn't be drinking in the first place.
If a guy gets drunk he's a piece of garbage. But if a woman gets drunk she is an innocent that needs protecting. Utter nonsense. If she was such an innocent she wouldn't be drinking in the first place.