"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Another Tuna Cvnt Experiment On Men
- Thread starter logicallefty
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"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
AttackFormation
Master Don Juan
Why don't we just castrate all men at birth and then send them all to indoctrination camps growing up? then they can have the world they want. Men who are asexual, behave in a neutered androgynous way but have still grown up becoming good little beta boys ready to take their places in the hamster wheel.
logicallefty
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This is the second one of these I have heard about in the past week. Someone else here posted the first one which was from New York.
Just wait guys, mark my word, there are going to be more of these and the envelope will be pushed. Look for the two legged tunas doing them to start wearing less and less and eventually we may even see some completely nude.
If a man did this same thing, acted all drunk and dumb and then asked a woman for help, he would be arrested. That's the part that gets me the most.
Just wait guys, mark my word, there are going to be more of these and the envelope will be pushed. Look for the two legged tunas doing them to start wearing less and less and eventually we may even see some completely nude.
If a man did this same thing, acted all drunk and dumb and then asked a woman for help, he would be arrested. That's the part that gets me the most.
AttackFormation
Master Don Juan
The things women can rationalize are just amazing. You have to give them credit for being able to say these things with a straight face.LMFAO said:
"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."
Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.
taiyuu_otoko
Master Don Juan
There's a WIDE open opportunity here to create all kinds of viral vids like this. Dress up in a clown costume (or a banana suit), have the guy wearing the secret video backpack have a sign that says "throw something at the clown and win $10" then the video would show a bunch of random people throwing stuff at the clown, and you could collect a bunch of money to create an anti-clown harassing campaign or something.
Special EDy
Don Juan
Ask and you shall receivetaiyuu_otoko said:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7DCDYSJwwE4
Princess Leia - Star Wars Spoof
taiyuu_otoko
Master Don Juan
God bless the internets.Special EDy said:
http://m.laweekly.com/informer/2014/11/12/drunk-girl-video-was-a-big-fat-set-up
Hopefully it spreads that this "experiment" was bullcrap. Shame people are being fooled by these wannabe sociologists.
Hopefully it spreads that this "experiment" was bullcrap. Shame people are being fooled by these wannabe sociologists.
"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
zekko
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This is one of my biggest pet peeves: The idea that a woman is absolved of all responsibility once she takes a drink. She knows what happens when she drinks, it is her decision to drink. The girl in the video was not falling down, or sick, or losing consciousness. She was giddy and friendly. Of course guys are going to hit on her. That's why a lot of people drink - as a social lubricant.
If a guy gets drunk he's a piece of garbage. But if a woman gets drunk she is an innocent that needs protecting. Utter nonsense. If she was such an innocent she wouldn't be drinking in the first place.
If a guy gets drunk he's a piece of garbage. But if a woman gets drunk she is an innocent that needs protecting. Utter nonsense. If she was such an innocent she wouldn't be drinking in the first place.