"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
Another Tuna Cvnt Experiment On Men
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"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
AttackFormation
Master Don Juan
Why don't we just castrate all men at birth and then send them all to indoctrination camps growing up? then they can have the world they want. Men who are asexual, behave in a neutered androgynous way but have still grown up becoming good little beta boys ready to take their places in the hamster wheel.
logicallefty
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This is the second one of these I have heard about in the past week. Someone else here posted the first one which was from New York.
Just wait guys, mark my word, there are going to be more of these and the envelope will be pushed. Look for the two legged tunas doing them to start wearing less and less and eventually we may even see some completely nude.
If a man did this same thing, acted all drunk and dumb and then asked a woman for help, he would be arrested. That's the part that gets me the most.
Just wait guys, mark my word, there are going to be more of these and the envelope will be pushed. Look for the two legged tunas doing them to start wearing less and less and eventually we may even see some completely nude.
If a man did this same thing, acted all drunk and dumb and then asked a woman for help, he would be arrested. That's the part that gets me the most.
AttackFormation
Master Don Juan
The things women can rationalize are just amazing. You have to give them credit for being able to say these things with a straight face.LMFAO said:
"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
taiyuu_otoko
Master Don Juan
There's a WIDE open opportunity here to create all kinds of viral vids like this. Dress up in a clown costume (or a banana suit), have the guy wearing the secret video backpack have a sign that says "throw something at the clown and win $10" then the video would show a bunch of random people throwing stuff at the clown, and you could collect a bunch of money to create an anti-clown harassing campaign or something.
Special EDy
Don Juan
Ask and you shall receivetaiyuu_otoko said:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7DCDYSJwwE4
Princess Leia - Star Wars Spoof
taiyuu_otoko
Master Don Juan
God bless the internets.Special EDy said:
http://m.laweekly.com/informer/2014/11/12/drunk-girl-video-was-a-big-fat-set-up
Hopefully it spreads that this "experiment" was bullcrap. Shame people are being fooled by these wannabe sociologists.
Hopefully it spreads that this "experiment" was bullcrap. Shame people are being fooled by these wannabe sociologists.
"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
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This is one of my biggest pet peeves: The idea that a woman is absolved of all responsibility once she takes a drink. She knows what happens when she drinks, it is her decision to drink. The girl in the video was not falling down, or sick, or losing consciousness. She was giddy and friendly. Of course guys are going to hit on her. That's why a lot of people drink - as a social lubricant.
If a guy gets drunk he's a piece of garbage. But if a woman gets drunk she is an innocent that needs protecting. Utter nonsense. If she was such an innocent she wouldn't be drinking in the first place.
If a guy gets drunk he's a piece of garbage. But if a woman gets drunk she is an innocent that needs protecting. Utter nonsense. If she was such an innocent she wouldn't be drinking in the first place.