"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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Another one of those "my boss trying to seduce me"

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I work at a grocery store. I would joke around with my female boss who is in her 40s. We'd be like in a room together and I'd say stuff like " Hey, do you want to see it?" and she'll say "I want to see it".. sh1t like that..

So lastnight, A female boss of mine brings over a box of opened condoms and shows it to me tellin me "who ever did this was bad bad bad.. i know who it was, it was you!!. Did you try em on? Did it fit you? bla bla bla"

I came back with "Yeah, I was in the backroom when I used it. I had to fold it in half to make it fit"

Then she giggles.

Next time I see her at work i am gona hit on her. Can anyone think of a good line?

I'm thinking of maybe saying "Hey, theres a dark alley across the street"

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"Hey, what are you doing after work? (we get off at 12:30 am night time) Wana check out my new car?" < of course im gona say it jokingly
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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your playing with fire, bud.

if it was me i'd hit it too, but then again I have no self control.
 
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spider_007 said:
your playing with fire, bud.
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He works at a grocery store! Unless he was the manager, I think that's overcharacterizing it a bit. Jobs like that are a dime a dozen.
 
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still, you don't want to get fired for some piece of ass.
I remember when i was 15, and i worked at A&P (grocery store), i thought it was the best job ever......And i still do (even though i work as a draguhtsman in a eng. departmant - puirty big stpe up)
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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spider_007 said:
your playing with fire, bud.

if it was me i'd hit it too, but then again I have no self control.
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So, even though she hasn't KINOED me, the possibility is still there? I just want to hear from experience from guys who was being seduced without kino being used on them.

Theres always a truth behind every joke im sure
 
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