Another one of those "my boss trying to seduce me"

[verysuave]

Quick background
I work at a grocery store. I would joke around with my female boss who is in her 40s. We'd be like in a room together and I'd say stuff like " Hey, do you want to see it?" and she'll say "I want to see it".. sh1t like that..

So lastnight, A female boss of mine brings over a box of opened condoms and shows it to me tellin me "who ever did this was bad bad bad.. i know who it was, it was you!!. Did you try em on? Did it fit you? bla bla bla"

I came back with "Yeah, I was in the backroom when I used it. I had to fold it in half to make it fit"

Then she giggles.

Next time I see her at work i am gona hit on her. Can anyone think of a good line?

I'm thinking of maybe saying "Hey, theres a dark alley across the street"

or

"Hey, what are you doing after work? (we get off at 12:30 am night time) Wana check out my new car?" < of course im gona say it jokingly

 

[spider_007]

your playing with fire, bud.

if it was me i'd hit it too, but then again I have no self control.

 

[azanon]

your playing with fire, bud.

He works at a grocery store! Unless he was the manager, I think that's overcharacterizing it a bit. Jobs like that are a dime a dozen.

 

[spider_007]

still, you don't want to get fired for some piece of ass.
I remember when i was 15, and i worked at A&P (grocery store), i thought it was the best job ever......And i still do (even though i work as a draguhtsman in a eng. departmant - puirty big stpe up)

 

[Call_Me_Daddy]

"Hey look! Another box of opened condoms. We better use them or they'll go to waste."

 

[verysuave]

"Hey look! Another box of opened condoms. We better use them or they'll go to waste."

:rockon: Puwahah good one

 

[verysuave]

your playing with fire, bud.

if it was me i'd hit it too, but then again I have no self control.

So, even though she hasn't KINOED me, the possibility is still there? I just want to hear from experience from guys who was being seduced without kino being used on them.

Theres always a truth behind every joke im sure