"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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Another Dumb Cvnt On Social Media

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"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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Yeah I saw this show up in my feed today. I reported it to Facebook and selected the animal cruelty report button, and they told me it didnt violate their Terms of Service.

Some bull**** right there. **** that woman and **** facebook staff.
 

Desdinova

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This is the thing... People who get pets should know what they're in store for. If you get a dog, chances are it's going to bark at damn near anything that moves. That is the nature of a dog, and you bought into it whether you like it or not. It drives me nuts how people will yell at their dog to shut up (which never works) or kick the dog across the room because it won't shut up. If you don't like the sound of a dog barking, then DON'T GET A DOG. Women are the fvcking worst for this because they get a dog when it's a cute puppy which triggers their "aww so adorable" emotion, but complain when the dog grows up, gets large, chews on damn near everything, and barks at the slightest noise around the house.

It's a damn good thing women can't have a cute bear cub as a pet, or they'd be bytching that the bear grew up and ate their child.
 

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To be honest, she's WAAAAAY on the other side of the spectrum of most idiot chick dog owners I know. NO discipline whatsoever. Dogs running around all over their furniture (including their bed) sh!tting and pissing all over the carpet, barking at me when I bend her over the bannister. Don't know which one is worse.
 

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A dog is a man's best friend, not the woman.



The only dogs girl like are those little ruts that they keep in their purses with clothes on.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Times have changed. This type of punishment is benign compared to what my parents (and every other adult) used to do to their pooch who pooped, barked, or chewed when they were not supposed to. Not unlike punishment today for children who fvck, smoke, and drink when they're not supposed to.

A dog may be a man's best friend but social media is a dog's (and cat's) best friend. Made them stars and untouchable!
 

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A dog is a man's best friend, not the woman.



The only dogs girl like are those little ruts that they keep in their purses with clothes on.
Most chiuauas are actually clothed because they feel the cold and literally shake otherwise.
 
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