"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Jaylan

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Yeah I saw this show up in my feed today. I reported it to Facebook and selected the animal cruelty report button, and they told me it didnt violate their Terms of Service.

Some bull**** right there. **** that woman and **** facebook staff.
 

Desdinova

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This is the thing... People who get pets should know what they're in store for. If you get a dog, chances are it's going to bark at damn near anything that moves. That is the nature of a dog, and you bought into it whether you like it or not. It drives me nuts how people will yell at their dog to shut up (which never works) or kick the dog across the room because it won't shut up. If you don't like the sound of a dog barking, then DON'T GET A DOG. Women are the fvcking worst for this because they get a dog when it's a cute puppy which triggers their "aww so adorable" emotion, but complain when the dog grows up, gets large, chews on damn near everything, and barks at the slightest noise around the house.

It's a damn good thing women can't have a cute bear cub as a pet, or they'd be bytching that the bear grew up and ate their child.
 

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To be honest, she's WAAAAAY on the other side of the spectrum of most idiot chick dog owners I know. NO discipline whatsoever. Dogs running around all over their furniture (including their bed) sh!tting and pissing all over the carpet, barking at me when I bend her over the bannister. Don't know which one is worse.
 

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A dog is a man's best friend, not the woman.



The only dogs girl like are those little ruts that they keep in their purses with clothes on.
 

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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FairShake

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Times have changed. This type of punishment is benign compared to what my parents (and every other adult) used to do to their pooch who pooped, barked, or chewed when they were not supposed to. Not unlike punishment today for children who fvck, smoke, and drink when they're not supposed to.

A dog may be a man's best friend but social media is a dog's (and cat's) best friend. Made them stars and untouchable!
 

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A dog is a man's best friend, not the woman.



The only dogs girl like are those little ruts that they keep in their purses with clothes on.
Most chiuauas are actually clothed because they feel the cold and literally shake otherwise.
 
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